I fear we may have been infiltrated. For now, we have to flee the country. I will contact Saleem and arrange our escape. Inshallah, we will live to fight the infidels another day.
Well, if you need a place to stay, there's only one place you can hide from NATO and get pot from coffee shops-
Amsterdam.
On a serious note, I've noticed that these wild fires happen about most years. Of course some people die, and some people lose their houses, but it made it on national headlines.
Oh wait, that was FOX . . .