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Ever heard of the Yggdrazil thread? Sure you have! How about the Save Lolcatia thread? You might still remember that one, too. Well, the Galactic Races have designated Lolcatia's planet for Unichtozhat, and to do that, you must level the city in order to give the Unichtozhat a level planet to glass. Too bad the citizens don't take kindly to their homes being blown up. As members of the Zakazat Unichtozhat, you can commission forces to help you attack Lolcatia and its defenses.
Objective: Destroy Lolcatia!
Lolcatia Statuses:
Lolcatia Remaining HP: 5,000,000,000
Injured(Lose turns):
Divinities(Users who run the thread):
Kylelolcat, The Author
Demivinities(Respected Players)
Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)
Avatars(Skilled Players)
Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)
Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)
Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)
Undead(The dead revived)
Dead(Dead for a reason)
ReDead(Permanently dead for a **** good reason)
Other statuses:
Weather: Sunny and clear
Time: Midday
Lolcatia Defenses:
200/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
40/40 Siege Tanks (Private)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
10/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
40/40 Trolls (Flamer)
50/50 Main Battle Tanks
5/5 Bombers
40 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
30/40 Arnies
20/20 Spiders (Demonic)
20/20 Goliaths (Private)
80/80 King-fu Kittehs (Yellow Belt)
30/30 Jedi (Knights)
10/10 Basilisks (Whelps)
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)
20/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)
10/10 Electric Elementals (Power)
10/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)
10/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze)
10/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra)
10/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy)
10/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami)
Zakazat Unichtozhat Planetary Forces:
None commissioned so far...
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@Bluydee: I attempt to call Atlas and send his divine wrath unto LOlcatia.
Atlas agrees and does 30,000 damage to Lolcatia, but the intensity of such a call injures you!
You don't know who Atlas is, do you?
Er, assuming this thread's still going-Atlas is the greek titan who has to hold up the world?
@KING: Actually, Atlas is one of Bluydee's characters who became a robot with incredible strength and then became a minor deity.
@Bluydee: I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't.
@Bluydee: Okay fine. Atlas joins you as a level 40 Android. I'll pencil him in next turn.
@Kyle: It's not KING, it's Epic. everyone else calls me by that. and Yes-there's only one person I think of when I hear/see Atlas. Sorry for being a Greek buff.
Need a few more people before continuing the fight. Will post tommorow.
/Bump
Oh, and you're defending and posting results at the same time? That's ... a bit unfair. AND you get an entire army of knights? THAT'S DEFINITELY UNFAIR! Just because there's "Epic" and "King" in your name doesn't mean you can get an entire army with you!
Would you mind looking at your own troops? They're equal to mine, i'll say. What do you want me to do, defend all by myself? I'd have to concentrate power to bruce-lee levels! That's even more unfair.
Come on, try and kill the troops. if you can, good.
Azy, chill. You have UNLIMITED FUNDS from zakazat. I need something. Every 10ish turns I'll bring in more troops, and by that time you'll have already slaughtered the first batch. This game is now wave-based; dont think once you bare the city open it stays that way.
And my knights use swords. You're guys have GUNS and advanced technology. (Cyber riflemen). So you still got an advantage. Except for your undead, in my next update they go bye-bye from a blast of Holy.
Now be good before I cast Flare on you.
Such a poor turnout! Boooo.
Objective: Destroy Lolcatia!
Lolcatia Statuses:
Lolcatia Remaining HP: 4,499,500,000
Injured(Lose turns):
Divinities(Users who run the thread):
theEPICgameKING, Kyle's replacement
Demivinities(Respected Players)
Tom0000009, Most units under control.
Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)
Avatars(Skilled Players)
Sonicheroes (80/100 MP) KH style
Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)
Darkfire45(Dark)
DarthNerd(Ice)
Mechninja (Electricity)
LeonKP (Light and Dark)
gamermartin(Necromancy)
Alexandra222(Alchemy)
taki242 (Chakra)
Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)
Garriss(Blood Arcana)
Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)
Undead(The dead revived)
Defenders:
TheEPICgameKING
HP: 10000/10000
Current class: White Mage
Dead(Dead for a reason)
ReDead(Permanently dead for a **** good reason)
Other statuses: WHY IS IT SO COLD.
Weather: Worst snow storm of the century
Time: Waay too late
Temperature: Absolute zero!
Lolcatia Defenses:
300/300 Spearmen (Lv 10)
250/250 Knights (lv. 15)
50/50 Snipers (Lv. 10)
300/300 Trollix bros (Lv. UMADBRO)
Zakazat Unichtozhat Planetary Forces:
Atlas (Lv. 40 Minor Android God) (Bluydee) Health: 50K/50K
25 Arcane Ravens (Garriss)
15 Arcana Spirit Knights(Garriss)
10 Arcane Beastmen (Garriss)
Arcane Alpha Werewolf Lv.2 (Garriss)
Steel Alpha Raven Lv.2 (Garriss)
Arcanne Golem Lv.1 (Garriss)
5 Blood Elementals (Garriss)
Blood spire Lv.1 (Garriss)
15 Shadow Wraiths (Darkfire45)
10 Shadow Demons (Darkfire45)
10 Dragona Noir (Darkfire45) (Injured!)
Shadow Titan Lv.1 (Darkfire45)
1 Auto Trebuchet (DarthNerd)
10 Pandaren Samurai (DarthNerd)
12 Red Panda Bombers (DarthNerd)
10 Banshees (rick073)
Battlecruiser Nimbus Lv.1 (rick073)
10 Vikings (rick073)
100 Marines (rick073)
20 Medivacs (rick073)
Fluttershy Lv.1
3 Dark Riders(tom0000009)
10 Biodrones(tom0000009)
720 Worker Drones (tom0000009)
60 Cyber Riflemen (tom0000009)
Darkmech Beta Lv.1 (tom0000009) (Injured!)
Unnamed Airship Lv.1 (tom0000009)
Biomech Aphla Lv.6 (tom0000009)
Pinkamena Diane Pie Lv.1 (sonicheroes95)
20 Saboteurs(ArtyWing)
Super Robot Unicorn Lv.1 (Faunbard)
00 Undead Riflemen (gamermartin)
0 Undead Builders (gamermartin)
@Sonic:
Slash Slash thunder as a finishing move on one of the sumo kittens, then slam it into the other ones with the reaction command 'full swing'
The sumo kittehs are now dead.
@Bluydee: Okay, Atlas joins you. Happy now?
@Azywng:
Nag nag nag nag nag lolnag
The sheer force of your B*t*hy criticism (thank you by the way) does 4000 damage to lolcatia! Now that's what I call NAAAAAAAAG.
@TheEPICgameKING:
The white mage, shaking from the impossibly cold weather despite his robes, aims the phoenix staff at the enemy. Teeth chattering, he utters "H-H-H-HOLY!" And a massive, ground-shaking white beam blasts forth, turning the undead into concecrated ash and decimating the dark-elemental units. For all the other units, this actually heals them.
"N-n-need c-c-cocoa..."
@Everyone else: All units charge and deal 100,000 damage to lolcatia. Okay... And with that, the blizzard gets so intense both sides flee into the warmth of their respective shelters, sharing if necessary, and sleep until the following day. Besides, we're all tired.
Suddenly HOLY CRAP! Seems the C4 stuck to those buildings couldn't tolerate the exteme cold and exploded, dealing another 100,000 damage! Dayum.
@Tom0000009: You're a deminivity beause of all the units you control! you can cast ONE (1) crazy high level spell in addition to other orders free of charge. Take your pick:
Holy: You saw what Holy did. Not as impressive to a non white mage, but...eh...
Flare: Fire-elemental spire of BBQ goodness.
Ultima: Non-elemental explosion. Compare it to 20 creepers combined.
Dark shock: I invented this. A crippling dark-elemental attack to both you and the enemy. Injures both you and the enemy for 1 turn, disabling them. Wait, why am I giving you this? it's clearly better than everything else combined.
Remember: You get 1 and only ONE cast of this. Then you'll have to do something EPIC again to get another cast. is good incentive no?
Or you can just get a buzzsaw gun. It shoots buzzsaws.
Wait, so your troops didn't bother to remove the C4? What idiots! Also, nagging wouldn't dish out ANY damage to Localita.
I'm going to use 'Thunder Surge' to dash into another group of enemies. (If you ever played Birth By Sleep, this should be fun.)
Azy. You're nagging was so intense, it could set off car alarms. Really, that was some EPIC naging right there. Just...just intense. I've not seen such nagging since my mother! What's your nagging skill, 9001?
ANYWAY.
Bluydee: I did the best I could with the info Kyle gave me. What do you want now, for him to be lvl. 70? ...Deal.
Sonic: Why so much KH. And, ever play Chain of Memories? Yeah, hopefully you can guess who's coming in a few turns.
Just a quiiiiiick overview. I'm currently fighting:
A really powerful terminator named Atlas.
Sora.
And a cyber captain.
And now a pantheon of gods to do the occasional help for either side.
Also, add some spaces between titles in the top area, it's kinda hard to read.
Lume uses his power over fire to cast the area in intense heat while Arctica dispels the blizzard!
Also, cold would not affect C4 unless it froze the battery, in which case it would be disabled. Mythbusters taught me this.
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