Objective: Destroy Lolcatia!
Lolcatia Statuses:
Lolcatia Remaining HP: 5,000,000,000
Injured(Lose turns):
Divinities(Users who run the thread):
Kylelolcat, The Author
Demivinities(Respected Players)
Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)
Avatars(Skilled Players)
Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)
Garriss(Arcana)
Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)
Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)
Undead(The dead revived)
Dead(Dead for a reason)
ReDead(Permanently dead for a **** good reason)
Other statuses:
Weather: Sunny and clear
Time: Midday
Lolcatia Defenses:
200/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
40/40 Siege Tanks (Private)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
10/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
40/40 Trolls (Flamer)
50/50 Main Battle Tanks
5/5 Bombers
40 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
30/40 Arnies
20/20 Spiders (Demonic)
20/20 Goliaths (Private)
80/80 King-fu Kittehs (Yellow Belt)
30/30 Jedi (Knights)
10/10 Basilisks (Whelps)
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)
20/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)
10/10 Electric Elementals (Power)
10/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)
10/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze)
10/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra)
10/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy)
10/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami)
Zakazat Unichtozhat Planetary Forces:
47 Arcane Wolves(Garriss)
19 Arcane Ravens (Garriss)
1 Trebuchet (DarthNerd)
Arcane Alpha Werewolf Lv.1 (Garriss)
Steel Alpha Raven Lv.1 (Garriss)
I use the staff to make a wolf den and the strongest of the wolves half human and I make him the Alpha Wolf. I give him basic intelligence to follow orders and command the other wolves, I fashion a long dagger for him and also an axe. I send them in strategical places around Lolcatia to ambush merchants or steal resources from workers. Next I create a flock of Arcane Ravens with a purple Unichtozhat mark on their heads and wings. I make a place for them to stay like the wolves and make the strongest raven larger and faster, I also give him steel wings and claws.
@Garriss: A long dagger...basically, a swortsword. You make an Arcane Werewolf Alpha, basically a hero-type unit and set the packs for typical scout behavior with an HQ to rest and hide at. You also call down a flock of arcane ravens and make one bigger, faster, stronger and better at the cost of his arcane powers since steel and magic don't mesh well. You are free to command your units, I learned from last time I tried this... I also think you qualify for Arcane Vansibane by now.
I lick Lolcatia, then kiss it.
@Bluydee...oooooo...kaaaaay...you confuse the defenders so much they don't even shoot you...
I go to Lolcatia's library and see if i can find a book reguarding the magic used to bind the dragons.
@sonicheroes95: Um, the Arnies suppress you with machine guns before you can get to the city. You do realize you're not in the city right? The Zakazat Unichtozhat has a library, though.
sonicheroes95: -10 HP
I wake up to see that lolcatia is back. So, how long would it take if we were to make a second city? Don't tell me to just give up like last time though.
@tom0000009: You COULD make another city in three turns, but you'd have to have some way to blow it up since we're razing Lolcatia so it doesn't get in the way of the Unichtozhat.
Yesssssssssssssssss...For some reason, i get the feeling those sections for different players will be filled up with only sonicheroes95, and people he kills.
@DarthNerd: Nah, one player can only go in one section at a time.
So is admantium dat plentiful? I guess the creation process isnt lost then. Unless this is secondary admantium. Anyways, i scower the area for any potential vibranium mines. I also attempt to construct a trebuche.(Or if i spelled that wrong, a catapult. Though you probley knew what i ment. Probley. Maybe.)
@DarthNerd: The Zakazat Unichotzhat is VERY well-funded. Scans reveal where potential mines are, but there's plenty of anything you need available. You also do make a trebuchet (Which is different from a catapult, BTW).
