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Kylelolcat
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Ever heard of the Yggdrazil thread? Sure you have! How about the Save Lolcatia thread? You might still remember that one, too. Well, the Galactic Races have designated Lolcatia's planet for Unichtozhat, and to do that, you must level the city in order to give the Unichtozhat a level planet to glass. Too bad the citizens don't take kindly to their homes being blown up. As members of the Zakazat Unichtozhat, you can commission forces to help you attack Lolcatia and its defenses.

Objective: Destroy Lolcatia!
Lolcatia Statuses:

Lolcatia Remaining HP: 5,000,000,000

Injured(Lose turns):

Divinities(Users who run the thread):
Kylelolcat, The Author

Demivinities(Respected Players)

Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)

Avatars(Skilled Players)

Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)

Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)

Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)

Undead(The dead revived)

Dead(Dead for a reason)

ReDead(Permanently dead for a **** good reason)

Other statuses:
Weather: Sunny and clear
Time: Midday

Lolcatia Defenses:
200/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
40/40 Siege Tanks (Private)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
10/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
40/40 Trolls (Flamer)
50/50 Main Battle Tanks
5/5 Bombers
40 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
30/40 Arnies
20/20 Spiders (Demonic)
20/20 Goliaths (Private)
80/80 King-fu Kittehs (Yellow Belt)
30/30 Jedi (Knights)
10/10 Basilisks (Whelps)
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)
20/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)
10/10 Electric Elementals (Power)
10/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)
10/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze)
10/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra)
10/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy)
10/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami)

Zakazat Unichtozhat Planetary Forces:
None commissioned so far...

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theEPICgameKING
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Boss fight: Sonic vs. Epic
Sonic: 12,500 HP 0 MP 1/9 Normal form
Epic: 20,000 HP 100 MP RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE FORM (2 turns left)
Smart move. Too smart, and the Limit break consumes all your MP. Really, I always imagined Pinkie Pie as more of a Donald then a Goofy, but okay. Knocksmash, while accurate in the first 2 stages, deals really low damage. It's the random flying finisher that really smacks. Epic, unable to block the Knocksmash and Duo Raid, takes 4000 Damage! A single smack from the finishing move deals 6000, then Epic starts jumping around, dodging the rest. Total: 10,000 damage.
As a counter-attack, Epic casts Revenge, dealing damage proportional to the health he's lost. Half of it, actually. lets see...30,00 damage taken/2=15,000! Sadly, sonic's defence lowers it to 9000. >.>

Pity, no MP and you kinda need to heal.

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Postly Update: Resources from Mines, etc. in the Monster forest must be carried back to your base. Different units can carry different amounts of resources. Worker types carry the most. Cause that's realistic. Mines also degrade over time, until becoming Useless. Troops now organized by type as well as Tier, not alphabetically. Parentheses indicate if it's also a Subclass of Worker, flying, etc. There we go, all nice and organized...but darn this is a long stat sheet!
Added Troops in Battlefield, just to help myself from becoming confused about which units are attacking and which units are at home sipping tea. The (Type) model works here to keep this annoyingly long sheet short.

Update 2: Heroes now have Types just like units. Weakness/strengths are a bit different here. Armor heroes take less damage, but are slower and have trouble attacking Strikers. Strikers are fast, but have low HP and defence. Infantry are all rounded, and adaptable. Support have ranged weapons, awesome far away but crap up close.

Objective: Destroy Lolcatia!
Admin Stuff

Weather: clear
Time: afternoon
Temperature: warmish

Injured(Lose turns)

Divinities(Users who run the thread)
theEPICgameKING, Kyle's replacement.
Kylelolcat, occasional divine help-giver
Demivinities(Respected Players)

Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)

Avatars(Skilled Players)
Sonicheroes (KH Skill)
Poizaz (Master Engineer)
Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)
Darkfire45(Dark)
DarthNerd(Ice)
Mechninja (Electricity)
LeonKP (Light and Dark)
gamermartin(Necromancy)
taki242 (Chakra)
Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)
Alexsandra222 (Alchemy)
Garriss(Blood Arcana)
Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)

Dead (Dead, awaiting revival)

Undead(The dead revived)
Undead Azy


Lolcatia's Wall (Lvl 40): 900,000,000 HP/1,000,000,000
Royal Palace (Lvl 50): 1,000,000,000 HP
Defender Heroes!

TheEPICgameKING (Level 50 XP 25000/50000) (Striker)
HP: 20000/50000
MP 500/500
Weapon: Zodiac's Legacy
Armor: Assault Suit (useless, needs repair)

Herobrine (Lvl 75 XP 45,000/75,000) (Armor)
HP-7500/7500
Weapon: Diamond sword
Armor: Full diamond set


rick073 (Lvl 30, XP 10,000/30,000) (Support)
HP: 30000/30000
Weapon: AK-47
Armor: Flak Jacket

Resources:
1,000,000/1,000,000 $
5000/5000 Wood
10000/10000 Stone
0/10000 Metal
10000/10000 Energy
100000/100000 Manpower
Buildings:
Barracks lvl. 3 (T3 units available!)
Hospital Lvl 1 (1000 Regen/Turn)
50,000 Homes (+2 Max Manpower/1 each DAY)
Lumbermill lvl 5 (+500 Wood, 5000 Max)
Quarry lvl. 5 (+500 Stone/Metal,10000 Max)
Solar grid lvl 10 (+1000 Energy, 10000 Max)
Treasury lvl 50 (10,000 $, 1,000,000 Max)
AA Turret lvl 5
Trench lvl 1 (Holds 100 units)

Troops in Lolcatia

Tier 1 Units
Infantry
10 MC Wither Skeletons*
100 Knights*
260 Spearmen*
0 MC Zombies*
20 MC Zombie pigmen*
Armor
3 Red Panda Bombers* (Flying)
50 MC WITHERS*
Support
10 Riflemen
35 MC Skeletons*
Striker
22 Metroid Aliens*

Tier 2
Infantry
---
Armor
---
Support
---
Striker
50 Assassins*

Tier 3
Infantry

Armor

Support
1 Missile Truck*
Striker

Troops in Battlefield
5 Arcane Beastmen* (Infantry)
13 Arcane Raven* (Flying) (Infantry)
5 Biodrones* (Infantry)
3 Blood Elementals* (Infantry)
2 Blood Elementals* (Infantry)
23 Cyber Riflemen* (Support)
25 Mercs* (Support)
325 Necromancers* (Support
2 Pandaren Samurai* (Armor)
5 Red Panda Bombers* (Flying) (Armor)
8 Shadow Wraiths* (Infantry)
210 Worker Drones* (worker) (Support)
2 Arcana Spirit Knights* (Infantry)
2 Dragona Noir* (Infantry)

Necropolis Wall (lvl 40): 999,940,000/1,000,000,000 HP
Citadel (lvl 100): 1,000,000,000 HP

Necropolis Heroes
Azywng (lvl 10, XP 7500/10000)
Poizaz (Level 25 XP 10,000/25000)
gamermartin (Level 35, XP 20,000/35,000)
Sonicheroes95 (level 42 XP 41,000/42,000)
Resources:
8500/10000 Flesh
7500/10000 Metal
1000/10000 Stone
5000/5000 Wood
1800/4000 Blood
14000/15000 Energy
Buildings:
Cemetary lvl 2 (Tier 2 units)
Zombie factory lvl 5 (+500 Flesh/Blood, +10000 max Flesh)
Evil Woodshop Lvl 5 (+500 Wood, 5000 Max Wood)
Blood Spire lvl. 2 (+400 Blood, 4000 Max Blood)
Dark altar lvl. 10 (+1000 Energy, 10000 Max Energy)
Quarry lvl. 5(+500 Stone/metal, 10000 Max Stone/Metal)
Wall lvl. 20 (+1,000,000,000 Max HP)
Citadel lvl. 40 (+1,000,000,000 Max HP)
Trench Lvl 1 (Holds 100 units)

Troops in Necropolis
Tier 1
Infantry
5 Arcane Beastmen*
12 Arcane Raven* (Flying)
5 Biodrones*
3 Blood Elementals*
Steel Alpha Raven* (Flying)
7 Shadow Wraiths*
Armor
1 Arcane Golem*
3 Pandaren Samurai*
4 Red Panda Bombers* (Flying)
Unnamed Airship* (Flying)
Support
1 Auto Trebuchet*
22 Cyber Riflemen*
25 Mercs*
325 Necromancers*
210 Worker Drones* (worker)
0 Undead Riflemen*
0 Undead Builders* (Worker)
Striker
3 Saboteurs*
Tier 2
Infantry
2 Dragona Noir*
3 Arcana Spirit Knights*
Armor
1 Shadow Titan*
1 Super Robot Unicorn*
1 Iron Golem*
1 Dark Riders*
Support
-------
Striker
Arcane Alpha Werewolf*
10 Shadow Demons*

Monster Forest
Herobrine:
Grell in Darkmech, 200 necromancers=Small mine (+100 Stone+metal/turn)
Load: 200/1000 Resources
gamermartin (Level 35, XP 20,750/35,000), 9 Arcane Spirit Knights
Battle results: The wolf charges at you, only to be skewered and blinded by the knights and your rifle! Sadly, it ripped out a spirit knight's throat before dying. +750 XP for you.
Note: monster forest battles take way less time because the monsters are all NPCs. Only fights against Legendary Monsters use the normal Battle Mode time span.
Herobrine trains people directly at the Barracks! Because of this, he notices the attempted sabotage and has the army surround and slaughter your units! Strike somewhere less defended next time. The army, noticing the troops in the battlefield, prepares for the attack, ready to defend! And half your force (rounded down) charges into the battlefield! They'll siege the walls next turn.

@rick073: Our Metal is severely low, and both Missile Trucks and Goliaths need a lot of metal. Missile trucks take 1500 Metal each, and goliaths take 2000. Sorry, we only have enough to make 1 Missile Truck. I suggest upgrading our mine for
+1 Missile Truck, -1500 Metal, 2000 Energy, -10000$

@Defenders: Herobrine walks into the Monster Forest! He finds...(Rolls dice) a Twisted Zombie! From weakest type to strongest type: Wild--Corrupted--Twisted--Mythical--Legendary.
Battle results: Herobrine eventually kills the Zombie! but takes some damage. He won: 2000 XP.
Herobrine (Lvl 75 XP 47,000/75,000) (Armor)
Weapon: Diamond sword
Armor: Full diamond set
HP-5000/7500

theEPICgameKING
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I will also be offering a Sale item from the black market. Sale items cost less than asking for it another time. Buy quickly, first come first serve!
Black market Sale!
Item: Crossbow Turret
Description: A turret-sized crossbow, using 100 wood per shot. Found along with an Ender Dragon, which has been fed and tamed.
Sale price: 20,000 XP OR 3000 All resources. You pick.

sonicheroes95
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I have no MP, and damage drive plus drive boost. I think the damage you just dealt would of been enough to give me another drive.

rick073
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Well, then I'll get working on more marines and snipers, while also upgrading the quarry.

theEPICgameKING
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Boss fight: Sonic vs. Epic
Sonic: 12,500 HP 0 MP 2.5/9 Normal form
Epic: 25,500 HP 0 MP RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE FORM (1 turns left)
Status: Berserk
Righto. Sorry. While you nag at me, Epic casts Cura! Since he used 50 MP for Revenge, and the rest to heal...*Calculates* 5500 HP.
Since Epic has 0 MP and is in RAAAAAAAGE form, he becomes Berserk, unable to regen MP but hitting harder and faster until not in RAAAAAAGE MODE anymore.

theEPICgameKING
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Rick. Pretty much any unit with a gun costs Metal. To upgrade the Quarry, we need 1500 Stone, Metal, Energy and 15000$ Yeah, we're at that annoying stage where we dont have the resources to keep up with demand. Going to have to make do for 3 turns.

theEPICgameKING
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Perhaps you should train some Archers, Rick. They only cost 200 Wood (For bows) 100 Stone (Stone-tipped Arrows), 500$ and 250 Energy each. Tier 1 Support unit.

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ahh that's cute. you have berserk charge. I block one of your attacks then use guard-counter to unleash my own counter assault. (you have no finishers while in MP berserk mode. have fun.)

theEPICgameKING
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Boss fight: Sonic vs. Epic
Sonic: 2,000 HP 0 MP 3.5/9 Normal form
Epic: 19,500 HP 0 MP Rage 1/6
Good block and counter, you hit me on the Chin for 6000! Painful, but if I remember right, Counterguard leaves you open for half a second. Using the last of his RAAAAAAAAAGE mode and berserk charge, Epic smacks Sonic into the air, and gets in two Aerial Sweeps before changing back to normal. That did 10500 altogether. I love Aerial Sweep.
I suggest you heal quickly, you're Critical, and I dont see Leaf Bracer on your abilities list.

theEPICgameKING
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Unless, of course, you could always forfeit and run away. I'll allow you to do that. Might be smart, because if you died, someone else would have to revive you, and you lose 10% XP when you die and get revived.

No one wants to buy the Crossbow Turret? I dont.

sonicheroes95
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Arieal Recovery, Drive to Valor, undrive, and have Pinkie Pie use Goofy Tornado. (the non-limit break version)

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As the army comes near lolcatia, the bombers try to bomb the quarry and lumber mill while the support units try to pick off any units trying to attack the bombers. I try to find grell and take him with me along with 100 of the necromancers and we follow the sound of battle as we try to find herobrine to finish him. the bombers are also commanded that if the are shot down then they must fly into the barracks. (the cross bow turret cost to much but how much for the EnderDragon)

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Boss fight: Sonic vs. Epic
Sonic: Dead
Epic: 18,500 HP 0 MP Rage 2/6
Spoils: Deceptive Flower, 93000, Epic gains Keyblade abilities!

I really expected you to drive into Wisdom and heal. Remember, when your HP is critical, heal ASAP. You do deal 1000 damage by the drive shock, but when you undrive Epic slices you for 2000! Your HP is 0...Game over man, it's game over! Epic claims the Deceptive Flower keyblade from you as Spoils, along with 10% of your Total XP.
Since you put up such an excellent fight, I'm going to level you up to level 43 (0/43000) before taking 10% away. I'll also give you 2 choices.
1-Become a Nobody or a Heartless for instant revival. Dont worry, you wont turn into Dark Super like in the last CtO.
2-wait for revival. Holy revival restores you to full health, but the reviver must be a Priest. Unholy revival makes you Undead.

A note on XP: You have much more than you think! With 1000 XP you're level 1, then 2000 to get to level 2, for a total of 3000, and so on. Let's see...Sonic had *Calculates* 903,000 Total XP, with a level of 43 XP 0/43,000. Take 10% of that...I gain...93000 XP. HOLY HELL....Then again, this fight raged on for like, 5 pages. Good show, sonic. You now have 812700 Total XP, and your level is *Calculates again* Level 39, with XP of (33700/41000)
Not too bad. I think I did my calculations right. Remember everyone, your HP is 1000*Level, and some rare armour increases HP further! Like my Assault suit.

Let me thank you again Sonic. That was very challenging, you're the first one to break my armor and start dealing damage to me. Very nice, good show! *Handshakes Sonic's Corpse...* wait...what?

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now now, don't forget about us mr. corpse shaker

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