Objective: Destroy Lolcatia!
Lolcatia Statuses:
Lolcatia Remaining HP: 4,999,995,000
Injured(Lose turns):
Divinities(Users who run the thread):
Kylelolcat, The Author
Demivinities(Respected Players)
Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)
Avatars(Skilled Players)
Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)
Garriss(Arcana)
Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)
Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)
Undead(The dead revived)
Dead(Dead for a reason)
ReDead(Permanently dead for a **** good reason)
Other statuses:
Weather: Sunny and clear
Time: Midday
Lolcatia Defenses:
100/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
40/40 Siege Tanks (Private)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
10/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
40/40 Trolls (Flamer)
50/50 Main Battle Tanks
5/5 Bombers
40 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
30/40 Arnies
20/20 Spiders (Demonic)
20/20 Goliaths (Private)
80/80 King-fu Kittehs (Yellow Belt)
30/30 Jedi (Knights)
10/10 Basilisks (Whelps)
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)
20/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)
10/10 Electric Elementals (Power)
10/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)
10/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze)
10/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra)
10/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy)
10/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami)
Zakazat Unichtozhat Planetary Forces:
45 Arcane Wolves(Garriss)
14 Arcane Ravens (Garriss)
10 Arcane Beastmen (Garriss)
1 Trebuchet (DarthNerd)
Arcane Alpha Werewolf Lv.1 (Garriss)
Steel Alpha Raven Lv.1 (Garriss)
Pinkie Pie Lv.1 (sonicheroes95)
oh... well, I still check out the library, just the Unichtozhat's library.
@sonicheroes95: It appears that if the original binder is dead, then the bound will be free to leave.
I send my wolves and ravens to kidnap at least five people for an experiment, if the kidnapping is a success I make the people go to stasis. After that I imbue them with Arcana control magic (makes them my slaves, MWAHAHAHAHA) and give them special training that gives them the strength of my wolves and the swiftness of my ravens. I fashion them an Arcana dagger, a bow made of titanium and a moderately large chrome long sword. I make my ravens scout by pretending to be real ravens in the city, after they scout at night they will have the power to turn other ravens into Arcana Ravens. The wolves will be the one who will be kidnapping the people.
@Garriss: The people manage to kill a couple of the arcane wolves, but you successfully capture them and turn them into Arcane Beastmen under your control. As for the ravens, the people in town recognize the Zakazat Unichtozhat markings on them and proceed to kill five of them.
-2 Arcane Wolves
-5 Arcane Ravens
I go to the city of the Mice, who have long been oppressed by the cats, to see if I can find help there.
@bigfatkitty: Unfortunately, the mice are still feral and not sapient like the cats, so they just ignore you.
Ok then, good to know. I go gather materials to build a device that can protect me from sonic in preparation of his rampage.
@tom0000009: You didn't specify, so you gather some dirt.
I Pinkie Promise I won't go on a rampage and go against the entire thread this time.
@sonicheroes95: Pinkie Pie shows up to make sure you fulfill that promise.
Well, if our resources include vibranium, i load it into the trebuchet, and launch it. This would cause it to, when it hits the ground, absorb the kinetic energy from that and blow up in a violent explosion.
@DarthNerd: The bazooka troops tried to shoot down the vibranium projectile, causing it to detonate on their batallion!
-5000 HP: Lolcatia
-100 Bazooka Troops
