I summon a Shadow Wraith and also begin creating an army of Shadow Demons.

I attempt to use our resources (Metal for the most part) to construct an auto fireing and loading mechanism for the trebuchet,  so that it will fire every round.

Objective: Destroy Lolcatia!
Lolcatia Statuses:

Lolcatia Remaining HP: 4,999,995,000

Injured(Lose turns):

Divinities(Users who run the thread):
Kylelolcat, The Author

Demivinities(Respected Players)

Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)

Avatars(Skilled Players)

Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)
Garriss(Arcana)

Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)

Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)

Undead(The dead revived)

Dead(Dead for a reason)

ReDead(Permanently dead for a **** good reason)

Other statuses:
Weather: Sunny and clear
Time: Evening

Lolcatia Defenses:
0/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
40/40 Siege Tanks (Private)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
10/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
0/40 Trolls (Flamer)
50/50 Main Battle Tanks
5/5 Bombers
40 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
30/40 Arnies
20/20 Spiders (Demonic)
20/20 Goliaths (Private)
80/80 King-fu Kittehs (Yellow Belt)
30/30 Jedi (Knights)
10/10 Basilisks (Whelps)
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)
20/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)
10/10 Electric Elementals (Power)
10/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)
10/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze)
10/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra)
10/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy)
10/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami)

Zakazat Unichtozhat Planetary Forces:
30 Arcane Wolves(Garriss)
15 Arcane Ravens (Garriss)
0 Arcane Beastmen (Garriss)
1 Shadow Wraith (Darkfire45)
5 Shadow Demons (Darkfire45)
1 Auto Trebuchet (DarthNerd)
Arcane Alpha Werewolf Lv.1 (Garriss)
Steel Alpha Raven Lv.1 (Garriss)
Pinkie Pie Lv.1 (sonicheroes95)

Lovely. I go back to the dragons. "do you by chance know the idiot who bound you here."

@sonichereos95: "Do not remember..."

I use the dirt to make a hill and name it My Hill. I proceed to climb to the top the hill and shout MY HILL and claim the hill as my own!

@tom0000009: ...okay...

I make more Arcana Wolves and Ravens. I send some of my beast men to lure some soldiers to a forest, there the wolves, ravens, Arcana Alpha Werewolf, Steel Alpha Raven and the other Arcana Beastmen are waiting to ambush from the trees. I then proceed to make a portal to a private dimension where my home is, it has a force field and spirits that are revived as pieces of armour guarding it (Arcana Spirit Knights).

@Garriss: Unfortunately, with all of the magic you're doing, you can't make the portal. However, you are able to make more wolves and ravens, only for them to be destroyed to successfully kill all of Lolcatia's trolls.

I summon a Shadow Wraith and begin creating an army of Shadow Demons.

@Darkfire45: I was going to deny you for needing powers of darkness, but I'll just give you them.

I attempt to use our resources (Metal for the most part) to construct an auto fireing and loading mechanism for the trebuchet,  so that it will fire every round.

@DarthNerd: Crap...and I made it under your control to prevent me needing to do this... Well, you manage to make an auto trebuchet.

The trebuchet managed to repeat last time, killing the rest of the  Bazooka wielders.

Can I try casting a trace spell to see if I can trace the spell caster of the bind spell?

I put leashes on the mice and train them to attack cats.

I begin construction on a robot who's body is made up of mostly pure dark energy and is protected and held together by an outer shell made up of anti kinetic material.

I send a few Shadow Demons out to possess a few creepers and use them to blow parts of the city up.

I set some traps in a few caves with booze, meat drumsticks, and shovels as bait, in a attempt to capture some dwarves.

Objective: Destroy Lolcatia!
Lolcatia Statuses:

Lolcatia Remaining HP: 4,799,995,000

Injured(Lose turns):

Divinities(Users who run the thread):
Kylelolcat, The Author

Demivinities(Respected Players)

Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)

Avatars(Skilled Players)

Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)
Garriss(Arcana)

Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)

Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)

Undead(The dead revived)

Dead(Dead for a reason)

ReDead(Permanently dead for a **** good reason)

Other statuses:
Weather: Sunny and clear
Time: Evening

Lolcatia Defenses:
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
40/40 Siege Tanks (Private)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
10/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
50/50 Main Battle Tanks
30/40 Arnies
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)
20/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)
10/10 Electric Elementals (Power)
10/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)
10/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze)
10/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra)
10/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy)
10/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami)

Zakazat Unichtozhat Planetary Forces:
30 Arcane Wolves(Garriss)
15 Arcane Ravens (Garriss)
0 Arcane Beastmen (Garriss)
1 Shadow Wraith (Darkfire45)
0 Shadow Demons (Darkfire45)
1 Auto Trebuchet (DarthNerd)
Darkbot Lv.1 (tom0000009)
Arcane Alpha Werewolf Lv.1 (Garriss)
Steel Alpha Raven Lv.1 (Garriss)
Pinkie Pie Lv.1 (sonicheroes95)

Can I try casting a trace spell to see if I can trace the spell caster of the bind spell?

@sonicheroes95: It seems that the binder is Lolcatia's resident necromancer. He withdraws the dragons for a stern talking-to about actually killing enemies.

I put leashes on the mice and train them to attack cats.

@bigfatkitty: The mice get shot bu the riflemen and turn into gibs.

I begin construction on a robot who's body is made up of mostly pure dark energy and is protected and held together by an outer shell made up of anti kinetic material.

@tom0000009: You successfully make a Lv.1 Darkbot.

I send a few Shadow Demons out to possess a few creepers and use them to blow parts of the city up.

@Darkfire45: The demons are lost to the explosion, but you manage to blow up a huge part of the city and destroy a good chunk of the defense force.

Lolcatia: -200,000,000 HP

I set some traps in a few caves with booze, meat drumsticks, and shovels as bait, in a attempt to capture some dwarves.

@DarthNerd: Too bad dwarves don't exist.

I keep creating a few more Shadow Wraiths and Shadow Demons.