Objective: Destroy Lolcatia!
Lolcatia Statuses:
Lolcatia Remaining HP: 4,799,995,000
Injured(Lose turns):
Divinities(Users who run the thread):
Kylelolcat, The Author
Demivinities(Respected Players)
Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)
Avatars(Skilled Players)
Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)
Garriss(Arcana)
Darkfire45(Dark)
Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)
Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)
Undead(The dead revived)
Dead(Dead for a reason)
ReDead(Permanently dead for a **** good reason)
Other statuses:
Weather: Sunny and clear
Time: Night
Lolcatia Defenses:
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
40/40 Siege Tanks (Private)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
10/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
50/50 Main Battle Tanks
30/40 Arnies
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)
20/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)
10/10 Electric Elementals (Power)
10/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)
10/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze)
10/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra)
10/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy)
10/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami)
Zakazat Unichtozhat Planetary Forces:
30 Arcane Wolves(Garriss)
15 Arcane Ravens (Garriss)
5 Arcana Spirit Knights(Garriss)
0 Arcane Beastmen (Garriss)
11 Shadow Wraith (Darkfire45)
5 Shadow Demons (Darkfire45)
1 Auto Trebuchet (DarthNerd)
Darkbot Lv.1 (tom0000009)
Arcane Alpha Werewolf Lv.1 (Garriss)
Steel Alpha Raven Lv.1 (Garriss)
Pinkie Pie Lv.1 (sonicheroes95)
I keep creating a few more Shadow Wraiths and Shadow Demons
@Darkfire45: You create 10 more wraiths and 5 more demons.
Can I use the trace spell to give me a location to teleport to via chaos control?
@sonicheroes95: That would require you to have chaos powers.
I kidnap more men and make them into Beastmen, I also create Arcana Spirit Knights. The Knights are heavily armored and weaponed with a little force field around them. I also create little impish goblins I call them rulers and they are great in numbers. they are used to lure men into ambushes and traps.
@Garriss: You critters fail to find more people wandering about. You manage to make five knights, using up your powers for this turn.
I build some worker drones to build up a base for me on my hill. I have my Dark Bot use Its dark energy to create Lesser Dark Bots in the meantime.
@tom0000009: You just suddenly have an indeterminate amount of worker bots now. Also, Darkbot is incapable of construction, so he cannot make mini-Darkbots.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
@DarthNerd: Insert Darth Vader clip here.
Then i attempt to engineer a virus that will turn the victims into dwarves.
@DarthNerd: That would require you to know the precise details of the biology of a nonexistent creature. Why do you want dwarves so much?