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Complete the Objective Spin-off Threequel: Destroy Lolcatia!

Posted Jul 25, '12 at 7:47pm

Kylelolcat

Kylelolcat

542 posts

Objective: Destroy Lolcatia!
Lolcatia Statuses:

Lolcatia Remaining HP: 4,799,995,000

Injured(Lose turns):
Garriss (1 turn)

Divinities(Users who run the thread):
Kylelolcat, The Author

Demivinities(Respected Players)

Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)

Avatars(Skilled Players)

Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)
Garriss(Arcana)
Darkfire45(Dark)

Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)

Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)

Undead(The dead revived)

Dead(Dead for a reason)

ReDead(Permanently dead for a **** good reason)

Other statuses:
Weather: Sunny and clear
Time: Night

Lolcatia Defenses:
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
40/40 Siege Tanks (Private)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
10/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
50/50 Main Battle Tanks
30/40 Arnies
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)
20/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)
10/10 Electric Elementals (Power)
10/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)
10/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze)
10/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra)
10/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy)
10/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami)

Zakazat Unichtozhat Planetary Forces:
30 Arcane Wolves(Garriss)
15 Arcane Ravens (Garriss)
5 Arcana Spirit Knights(Garriss)
0 Arcane Beastmen (Garriss)
11 Shadow Wraith (Darkfire45)
5 Shadow Demons (Darkfire45)
1 Auto Trebuchet (DarthNerd)
Darkbot Lv.1 (tom0000009)
Arcane Alpha Werewolf Lv.1 (Garriss)
Steel Alpha Raven Lv.1 (Garriss)
Pinkie Pie Lv.1 (sonicheroes95)

... do I have any spells for teleporting? ahh screw it. I use the trace as a tracker and start using the trickster style to get through the city to the necromancer.

@sonicheroes95: You bounce off the sumo kittehs and get suppressed by the Arnies again.

Sonicheroes95: -15 HP

I rest for a while and expose myself in the open, with my Arcana Army behind me.

@Garriss: You get shot for your trouble.

Garriss: -50 HP

I have half of my worker drones work on my flying airbase while I have the other half of worker drones construct more Dark Bots. While they are working, I upgrade the current Dark Bot.

@tom0000009: Your bots can only be controlled in batches, so they all go to the airbase construction. However, you do halfway upgrade your Darkbot to a level.

I use 3 Shadow Demons and 5 Shadow Wraiths to enter Lolcatia and bring down the Giant Magnifying Glass

@Darkfire45: Suprisingly, they succeed with no casualties.

 

Posted Jul 25, '12 at 9:24pm

tom0000009

tom0000009

180 posts

Screw the airbase then! I have all my worker drones work on making more darkbots while I enhance my darkbot some more. In fact, I think I'll rename it Darkbot Guard.

 

Posted Jul 25, '12 at 10:48pm

sonicheroes95

sonicheroes95

1,276 posts

That's it. I grab the huntsman and start sniping some ******** with it.

 

Posted Jul 26, '12 at 2:12am

Darkfire45

Darkfire45

1,678 posts

I give a Shadow Wraith some armour and a sword and send it out to kill the Sumo Kittehs. I also keep creating some more Shadow Demons.

 

Posted Jul 26, '12 at 6:42am

Garriss

Garriss

7 posts

I send a giant Arcana Golem at the gates of Lolcatia, it is very resistant to magic and artillery. Magic this big would require a summoning circle and about three turns of chanting.

 

Posted Jul 27, '12 at 1:03am

Kylelolcat

Kylelolcat

542 posts

Objective: Destroy Lolcatia!
Lolcatia Statuses:

Lolcatia Remaining HP: 4,799,995,000

Injured(Lose turns):

Divinities(Users who run the thread):
Kylelolcat, The Author

Demivinities(Respected Players)

Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)

Avatars(Skilled Players)

Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)
Garriss(Arcana)
Darkfire45(Dark)

Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)

Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)

Undead(The dead revived)

Dead(Dead for a reason)

ReDead(Permanently dead for a **** good reason)

Other statuses:
Weather: Sunny and clear
Time: Morning

Lolcatia Defenses:
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
40/40 Siege Tanks (Private)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
10/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
90/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
50/50 Main Battle Tanks
30/40 Arnies
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)
20/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)
10/10 Electric Elementals (Power)
10/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)
10/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze)
10/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra)
10/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy)
10/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami)

Zakazat Unichtozhat Planetary Forces:
30 Arcane Wolves(Garriss)
15 Arcane Ravens (Garriss)
5 Arcana Spirit Knights(Garriss)
0 Arcane Beastmen (Garriss)
10 Shadow Wraith (Darkfire45)
10 Shadow Demons (Darkfire45)
1 Auto Trebuchet (DarthNerd)
5 Darkbots (tom0000009)
Darkbot Guard Lv.1 (tom0000009)
Arcane Alpha Werewolf Lv.1 (Garriss)
Steel Alpha Raven Lv.1 (Garriss)
Pinkie Pie Lv.1 (sonicheroes95)

Screw the airbase then! I have all my worker drones work on making more darkbots while I enhance my darkbot some more. In fact, I think I'll rename it Darkbot Guard.

@tom0000009: Aww...but the airship would have been awesome. Alright, you make Darkbots.

That's it. I grab the huntsman and start sniping some ******** with it.

@sonicheroes95: You successfully snipe ten of the riflemen.

I give a Shadow Wraith some armour and a sword and send it out to kill the Sumo Kittehs. I also keep creating some more Shadow Demons.

@Darkfire45: One Wraith doesn't end up killing the sumo kittehs when they gang up. You do make more demons, though.

I send a giant Arcana Golem at the gates of Lolcatia, it is very resistant to magic and artillery. Magic this big would require a summoning circle and about three turns of chanting.

@Garriss: And you already lost a turn.

 

Posted Jul 27, '12 at 8:13am

sonicheroes95

sonicheroes95

1,276 posts

I love how my style is more I do stuff, Garriss is getting stuff to murder stuff, and everyone else is in the middle. also, I tie a stick of dynamite to my next arrow, ignite the fuse, and fire at the battle tanks.

 

Posted Jul 27, '12 at 3:25pm

tom0000009

tom0000009

180 posts

I build another batch of worker drones. In the meantime I continue upgrading my darkbot guard.

 

Posted Jul 29, '12 at 3:19pm

DarthNerd

DarthNerd

148 posts

No reason

I attempt to geneticlly engineer super-panda-samurai's to take on the sumo kittehs.

I also check the Zakazat Unichtozhat library for any books on frost magic. If there are any, i attempt to learn as much as i can at the moment.

 

Posted Jul 30, '12 at 6:34am

sonicheroes95

sonicheroes95

1,276 posts

Loving Forums... anyway, here's a post so people can actually see this. I'd recommend keeping a link to this thread if you actually visit it often.

 
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