Objective: Destroy Lolcatia!
Lolcatia Statuses:
Lolcatia Remaining HP: 4,799,995,000
Injured(Lose turns):
Divinities(Users who run the thread):
Kylelolcat, The Author
Demivinities(Respected Players)
Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)
Avatars(Skilled Players)
Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)
Garriss(Arcana)
Darkfire45(Dark)
Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)
Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)
Undead(The dead revived)
Dead(Dead for a reason)
ReDead(Permanently dead for a **** good reason)
Other statuses:
Weather: Sunny and clear
Time: Morning
Lolcatia Defenses:
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
40/40 Siege Tanks (Private)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
10/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
90/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
50/50 Main Battle Tanks
30/40 Arnies
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)
20/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)
10/10 Electric Elementals (Power)
10/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)
10/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze)
10/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra)
10/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy)
10/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami)
Zakazat Unichtozhat Planetary Forces:
30 Arcane Wolves(Garriss)
15 Arcane Ravens (Garriss)
5 Arcana Spirit Knights(Garriss)
0 Arcane Beastmen (Garriss)
10 Shadow Wraith (Darkfire45)
10 Shadow Demons (Darkfire45)
1 Auto Trebuchet (DarthNerd)
5 Darkbots (tom0000009)
Darkbot Guard Lv.1 (tom0000009)
Arcane Alpha Werewolf Lv.1 (Garriss)
Steel Alpha Raven Lv.1 (Garriss)
Pinkie Pie Lv.1 (sonicheroes95)
Screw the airbase then! I have all my worker drones work on making more darkbots while I enhance my darkbot some more. In fact, I think I'll rename it Darkbot Guard.
@tom0000009: Aww...but the airship would have been awesome. Alright, you make Darkbots.
That's it. I grab the huntsman and start sniping some ******** with it.
@sonicheroes95: You successfully snipe ten of the riflemen.
I give a Shadow Wraith some armour and a sword and send it out to kill the Sumo Kittehs. I also keep creating some more Shadow Demons.
@Darkfire45: One Wraith doesn't end up killing the sumo kittehs when they gang up. You do make more demons, though.
I send a giant Arcana Golem at the gates of Lolcatia, it is very resistant to magic and artillery. Magic this big would require a summoning circle and about three turns of chanting.
@Garriss: And you already lost a turn.