Objective: Destroy Lolcatia!
Lolcatia Statuses:

Lolcatia Remaining HP: 4,799,994,000

Injured(Lose turns):

Divinities(Users who run the thread):
Kylelolcat, The Author

Demivinities(Respected Players)

Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)

Avatars(Skilled Players)

Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)
Garriss(Arcana)
Darkfire45(Dark)
DarthNerd(Ice)

Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)

Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)

Undead(The dead revived)

Dead(Dead for a reason)

ReDead(Permanently dead for a **** good reason)

Other statuses:
Weather: Sunny and clear
Time: Morning

Lolcatia Defenses:
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
40/40 Siege Tanks (Private)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
10/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
90/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
50/50 Main Battle Tanks
30/40 Arnies
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)
20/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)
10/10 Electric Elementals (Power)
10/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)
10/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze)
10/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra)
10/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy)
10/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami)

Zakazat Unichtozhat Planetary Forces:
30 Arcane Wolves(Garriss)
15 Arcane Ravens (Garriss)
5 Arcana Spirit Knights(Garriss)
0 Arcane Beastmen (Garriss)
10 Shadow Wraith (Darkfire45)
10 Shadow Demons (Darkfire45)
1 Auto Trebuchet (DarthNerd)
Pandaren Samurai (DarthNerd)
5 Darkbots (tom0000009)
Darkbot Guard Lv.2 (tom0000009)
Arcane Alpha Werewolf Lv.1 (Garriss)
Steel Alpha Raven Lv.1 (Garriss)
Pinkie Pie Lv.1 (sonicheroes95)

also, I tie a stick of dynamite to my next arrow, ignite the fuse, and fire at the battle tanks.

@sonicheroes95: You successfully fire an arrow into the barrel of a tank, destroying it and damaging Lolcatia.

Lolcatia: -1000 HP

I build another batch of worker drones. In the meantime I continue upgrading my darkbot guard.

@tom0000009: You successfully upgrade the Darkbot Guard to Lv.2!

I attempt to geneticlly engineer super-panda-samurai's to take on the sumo kittehs.

@DarthNerd: You have created the Pandaren!

I also check the Zakazat Unichtozhat library for any books on frost magic. If there are any, i attempt to learn as much as i can at the moment.

@DarthNerd: You learn how to bend Ice magic!

Super-charged creepers on hard mode are destroyed then?Thank god!I dont want those things blowin' up mah mansion.

@mechninja: I know, right?

I attempt to master power over aura.

@mechninja: Wait, what?

I ask Pinkie Pie if she can help me find the necromancer controlling the dragons. "because we're under orders to raze the city, and I'd rather not have to kill everyone..." (I doubt I'm gonna get a chance to talk to the other defenders before they try to shoot me up.)

Oh whoops, I made an error with my last post, oh well...

I make a second batch of worker drones while my existing worker drones work on the creation of more darkbots. I send in my darkbots to attack lolcatia using guerrilla hit and run tactics.

Siege tanks huh? Well, send in a few banshee formations under the cover of darkness to clear that up a little.

I summon a giant shadow claw to obliterate the turrets. I also keep creating more Shadow Wraiths and Demons.

Objective: Destroy Lolcatia!
Lolcatia Statuses:

Lolcatia Remaining HP: 4,799,994,000

Injured(Lose turns):

Divinities(Users who run the thread):
Kylelolcat, The Author

Demivinities(Respected Players)

Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)

Avatars(Skilled Players)

Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)
Garriss(Arcana)
Darkfire45(Dark)
DarthNerd(Ice)

Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)

Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)

Undead(The dead revived)

Dead(Dead for a reason)

ReDead(Permanently dead for a **** good reason)

Other statuses:
Weather: Sunny and clear
Time: Midday

Lolcatia Defenses:
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
40/40 Siege Tanks (Private)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
10/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
90/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
50/50 Main Battle Tanks
10/40 Arnies
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)
20/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)
10/10 Electric Elementals (Power)
10/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)
10/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze)
10/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra)
10/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy)
10/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami)

Zakazat Unichtozhat Planetary Forces:
30 Arcane Wolves(Garriss)
15 Arcane Ravens (Garriss)
5 Arcana Spirit Knights(Garriss)
0 Arcane Beastmen (Garriss)
20 Shadow Wraiths (Darkfire45)
15 Shadow Demons (Darkfire45)
1 Auto Trebuchet (DarthNerd)
5 Pandaren Samurai (DarthNerd)
10 Banshees (rick073)
10 Darkbots (tom0000009)
Darkbot Guard Lv.2 (tom0000009)
Arcane Alpha Werewolf Lv.1 (Garriss)
Steel Alpha Raven Lv.1 (Garriss)
Pinkie Pie Lv.1 (sonicheroes95)

I ask Pinkie Pie if she can help me find the necromancer controlling the dragons. "because we're under orders to raze the city, and I'd rather not have to kill everyone..." (I doubt I'm gonna get a chance to talk to the other defenders before they try to shoot me up.)

@sonicheroes95: Pinkie jumps up and down.

Pinkie: Okie dokie lokie mister Aonic!

Pinkie claps her hooves and you are all of a sudden in a dark room with a green candles barely illuminating the room, revealing a variety of paraphenilia. There is a man in a cloak leaning over a table.

I make a second batch of worker drones while my existing worker drones work on the creation of more darkbots. I send in my darkbots to attack lolcatia using guerrilla hit and run tactics.

@tom0000009: More Darkbots are being made! Meanwhile, the Darkbots manage to take out 20 of the Arnies before they are noticed.

Siege tanks huh? Well, send in a few banshee formations under the cover of darkness to clear that up a little.

@rick073: The Banshees get spotted immediately because it's the freaking middle of the day. However, most of the units are scrambling against the Darkbots, so they don't take damage. Also, you currently have 10 Banshees.

I summon a giant shadow claw to obliterate the turrets. I also keep creating more Shadow Wraiths and Demons.

@Darkfire45: You took out the AA tower with that claw attack. Also, you make more Shadows for the Shadow god.

"Hi, would you by chance be the meanie that's binding the dragons to this city?"

Now that I have 2 batches of worker drone I can begin my airship! I have 1 group work on the airship and 1 group make more dark bots. In the meantime, I make another batch of worker drones. (can you display the amount of worker drone groups I have because I'm going to be making a lot in the near future). While the construction is going on, I have my dark bots continue their assault on lolcatia by having them cast a shadow over lolcatia, blocking out the sun and causing temperatures to drop.

I go start creating a shadow titan. Meanwhile, I send 15 Shadow Wraiths to kidnap the Dragona Noirs and force them to our side.

I use my Mech-powers to invent a robotic mining machine to give me materials to build more machines.

By mech powers,I mean mastery and power over electricity,machinery,and electronics.