Objective: Destroy Lolcatia!
Lolcatia Statuses:
Lolcatia Remaining HP: 4,799,994,000
Injured(Lose turns):
Divinities(Users who run the thread):
Kylelolcat, The Author
Demivinities(Respected Players)
Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)
Avatars(Skilled Players)
Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)
Garriss(Arcana)
Darkfire45(Dark)
DarthNerd(Ice)
Mechninja (Electricity)
Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)
Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)
Undead(The dead revived)
Dead(Dead for a reason)
ReDead(Permanently dead for a **** good reason)
Other statuses:
Weather: Sunny and clear
Time: Evening
Temperature: Chilly
Shadow Bubble'd
Lolcatia Defenses:
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
40/40 Siege Tanks (Private)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
90/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
50/50 Main Battle Tanks
10/40 Arnies
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)
20/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)
10/10 Electric Elementals (Power)
10/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)
10/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze)
10/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra)
10/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy)
10/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami)
Zakazat Unichtozhat Planetary Forces:
30 Arcane Wolves(Garriss)
15 Arcane Ravens (Garriss)
5 Arcana Spirit Knights(Garriss)
0 Arcane Beastmen (Garriss)
20 Shadow Wraiths (Darkfire45)
15 Shadow Demons (Darkfire45)
10/10 Dragona Noir (Darkfire45)
1 Auto Trebuchet (DarthNerd)
10 Pandaren Samurai (DarthNerd)
12 Red Panda Bombers (DarthNerd)
10 Banshees (rick073)
5 Darkbots (tom0000009)
40 Worker Drones (tom0000009)
Darkbot Guard Lv.2 (tom0000009)
Arcane Alpha Werewolf Lv.1 (Garriss)
Steel Alpha Raven Lv.1 (Garriss)
Pinkie Pie Lv.1 (sonicheroes95)
"Hi, would you by chance be the meanie that's binding the dragons to this city?"
@sonicheroes95: The man ignores you...
Now that I have 2 batches of worker drone I can begin my airship!
I have 1 group work on the airship and 1 group make more dark bots. In the meantime, I make another batch of worker drones. (can you display the amount of worker drone groups I have because I'm going to be making a lot in the near future). While the construction is going on, I have my dark bots continue their assault on lolcatia by having them cast a shadow over lolcatia, blocking out the sun and causing temperatures to drop.
@tom0000009: Okay, You make another batch of drones and sacrifice your 10 darkbots to create a shadow bubble over Lolcatia.
I go start creating a shadow titan. Meanwhile, I send 15 Shadow Wraiths to kidnap the Dragona Noirs and force them to our side.
@Darkfire45: You start working on summoning shadows into a titan. Meanwhile, the Shadow Wraiths lead the Dragona Noir to you, and they switch sides to the more powerful force of darkness.
I use my Mech-powers to invent a robotic mining machine to give me materials to build more machines.
@Mechninja: Well, we don't need materials since the cache of the Unichtozhat is nigh-on infinite, but you do add to tom's worker drone supply.
I create more pandaren samurai's, and also work to create red panda sucicide bombers.
@DarthNerd: You *******...whatever. You clone out some more samurai and bombers.