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Kylelolcat
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Ever heard of the Yggdrazil thread? Sure you have! How about the Save Lolcatia thread? You might still remember that one, too. Well, the Galactic Races have designated Lolcatia's planet for Unichtozhat, and to do that, you must level the city in order to give the Unichtozhat a level planet to glass. Too bad the citizens don't take kindly to their homes being blown up. As members of the Zakazat Unichtozhat, you can commission forces to help you attack Lolcatia and its defenses.

Objective: Destroy Lolcatia!
Lolcatia Statuses:

Lolcatia Remaining HP: 5,000,000,000

Injured(Lose turns):

Divinities(Users who run the thread):
Kylelolcat, The Author

Demivinities(Respected Players)

Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)

Avatars(Skilled Players)

Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)

Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)

Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)

Undead(The dead revived)

Dead(Dead for a reason)

ReDead(Permanently dead for a **** good reason)

Other statuses:
Weather: Sunny and clear
Time: Midday

Lolcatia Defenses:
200/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
40/40 Siege Tanks (Private)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
10/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
40/40 Trolls (Flamer)
50/50 Main Battle Tanks
5/5 Bombers
40 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
30/40 Arnies
20/20 Spiders (Demonic)
20/20 Goliaths (Private)
80/80 King-fu Kittehs (Yellow Belt)
30/30 Jedi (Knights)
10/10 Basilisks (Whelps)
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)
20/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)
10/10 Electric Elementals (Power)
10/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)
10/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze)
10/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra)
10/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy)
10/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami)

Zakazat Unichtozhat Planetary Forces:
None commissioned so far...

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theEPICgameKING
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Boss fight: Sonic vs. Epic
Sonic: 19,500 HP 100 MP Normal form
Epic: 40,000 HP 0 MP
Armor: Useless

Good logic! I respect that, but do you have "Leaf bracer?" equipped? I think not, and take the opprotunity to shoot you with a water bolt from Zodiac's Legacy Aquarius! It deals 1500! Yeah, my damage is way lower without Mana Burn.

(Think of me with Aquarius as a cross between Xigbar and Demyx. Oooh, it's scary.)

theEPICgameKING
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(By the way, this isn't pure KH2 logic. It's a sort of universal logic: the more MP used for spells, the better...Curaga is very powerful, but you need Raise or Turn Undead to bring units back to life.)

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Cute. I still have damage drive. so let's use Gravity to stun you for a bit, then chain that spell into aeroaga and then cast curaga as my finishing move. (you might want to have a meter for drive gadges. since I have the max of 9.)

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Boss fight: Sonic vs. Epic
Sonic: 24,499 HP 0 MP 4/9 Drive
Epic: 32,000 HP 100 MP (Stunned) 3/6 RAAAAGE
Gravity and Aeroga both cost 25 MP, so you use 50 for Curaga. *Calculating...* 10,000 HP healed! I hate getting stun-locked, and I need my MP, so I stun myself. (Drive meter implemented, and dont forget, you have to stun yourself for a turn to heal MP. Does NOT slowly regenerate unless you have the right equipment. Also implemented my RAAAAGE meter, similar to drives, but doesen't require team mates. due to MP hastega, it'll only take 1 turn to heal 100 MP. Yes, I gave you MP hastega. You have: Drive Boost, Damage Drive, Scan, MP hastega, Negative Combo, Finishing plus, and Berserk Drive.
I have: MP Hastera, Glide lvl MAX, Combination Boost, Second Chance, Once More, Defender, and Dual Wield. Can't remember the KH ability name for dual wield...)

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It varies with the form. but since Pinkie Pie's alive, I use three drive bars to drive into valor using pinkie to complete the form. (doesn't matter to me, empty MP means drive charges faster.) (and the burst of light does damage enemies who get hits by it.) So, let's have some fun by unleashing a barrage of keyblade hits on you then finsihing the combo early so I can smack you into the air for some fun with shooting you with the wisdom keyblade. (let's play ball.)

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Boss fight: Sonic vs. Epic
Sonic: 25,000 HP100 MP 1/9 Drive-Valor (3 turns left)
Epic: 32,000 HP 100 MP 5/6 RAAAAGE

Ah, fine, Pinkie pie is alive and then not as you drive into Valor. that also regens your MP. Epic backs up, reaching into his Omniscabbard again and pulling out...a giant psychic's Pearl? Odd...until he tosses it at you! It bonks you in the head for 500, interrupting you long enough for epic to move out of valor's crappy range. The pearl returns to his hand, glinting with a bit of blood. By the way, magic, and thus wisdom keyblade, dont work in Valor! Just like in KH2, you're stuck to close combat. And I have ranged weaponry. Maybe you should've drived into Master instead, you did have 4 drives. Too late!

(Thanks for setting me up with the lets play ball. Finally I can use my Pearl.)

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Master required two people. so let's basically leap at you with one of my abilities, then finish the combo early to make a shockwave on the ground to hit you up into the sky where I proceed to air-combo you.

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Boss fight: Sonic vs. Epic
Sonic: 21,500 HP 100 MP 1/9 Drive-Valor (2 turns left)
Epic: 30,000 HP 100 MP RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE FORM (3 turns left)

Epic jumps back again to avoid Sonic's first slash, but gets knocked into the air from the shockwave for 2000! Okay, THATS IT! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE. STR and DEX waaaay up! INT and DEF waaaaaaaaay down! As sonic jumps up to attack, Epic blocks with Zodiac, then punches sonic in the face for 3500, blasting him away with the force of impact! COME AT ME I DARE YOU >:C

theEPICgameKING
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Postly Update: Equipment is here! You can randomly find them on monster drops, craft them yourself (results based on level), buy and sell on the Black Market (explained later) or steal them from fallen heroes! Yes, Sonic, I want your keyblade. I want it bad. >:3

Update 2.0: Black Market! many rare items from across the multiverse can be found here, selling for all sorts of rare prices! Name it, it's here. Of course, the price may be a bit extreme. And i'm not just talking about resources here. Prices may include XP, equipment to trade, going off for several turns on missions...it all depends on what you want. This feature WILL BE UNFAIR

Update 3: Changed Population to Manpower. Makes more sense. Manpower updates every Day, not every Turn. A day consists of 4 turns: Morning, Noon, afternoon, night.)

(Update 4: Unit Type and strength matrix implemented! Four basic types: Infantry, Support, Armored, Striker
Infantry is your basic foot soldiers. Does well against Support, weak against Armor.
Support is your ranged units. Does well against Infiltration, weak against Infantry.
Armor is your tanks and defensive troops. Good against Infantry, weak against Strikers
Striker units are assassins, fast and quick against the relatively slow Armor, but weak against Ranged.
Subclass: Flying. Obvious, cannot be targeted by Infantry.

[b]Objective: Destroy Lolcatia!

Admin Stuff

Weather: clear
Time: morning
Temperature: warmish

Injured(Lose turns)

Divinities(Users who run the thread)
theEPICgameKING, Kyle's replacement
Kylelolcat, occasional divine help-giver
Demivinities(Respected Players)

Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)

Avatars(Skilled Players)
Sonicheroes (KH Skill)
Poizaz (Master Engineer)
Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)
Darkfire45(Dark)
DarthNerd(Ice)
Mechninja (Electricity)
LeonKP (Light and Dark)
gamermartin(Necromancy)
taki242 (Chakra)
Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)
Alexsandra222 (Alchemy)
Garriss(Blood Arcana)
Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)

Dead (Dead, awaiting revival)

Undead(The dead revived)
Undead Azy.

Lolcatia:1,900,000,000 HP

Defender Heroes!

TheEPICgameKING (Level 50 XP 25000/50000)
HP: 50000/50000
MP 500/500
Current class: Assault Striker

Herobrine (Greater Minecraft divinity) (Lvl 75 XP 45,000/75,000)
Weapon: Diamond sword
Armor: Full diamond set
HP-7500/7500
Class-Herobrine is his own class.

Resources:
1,000,000/1,000,000 $
4,000/5,000 Wood
12,000/20,000 Stone
500/15,000 Metal
1,000/10,000 Energy
100,000/100,000 Manpower
Buildings:
Barracks lvl. 3 (T3 units available!)
Hospital Lvl 1 (1000 Regen/Turn)
500,00 Homes (+2 Max Manpower/1 each DAY)
Lumbermill lvl 5 (+500 Wood, 5000 Max)
Quarry lvl. 5 (+500 Stone/Metal,10000 Max)
Solar grid lvl 10 (+1000 Energy, 10000 Max)
Treasury lvl 50 (1,000,000 max $/+10,000 $ each turn)
Wall lvl 40: 900,000,000 HP/2,000,000,000
Royal Palace lvl 100: 1,000,000,000/1,000,000,000 HP
AA Turret lvl 5

Lolcatia Defenses:
Tier 1 Units
100/250 Knights* (Infantry)
35 MC Skeletons* (Support)
50 MC WITHERS* (Armored)
10 MC Wither Skeletons* (Infantry)
0 MC Zombies* (Infantry)
20 MC Zombie pigmen* (Infantry)
22 Metroid Aliens* (Infiltration)
3 Red Panda Bombers* (Flying) (Armored)
10/100 Riflemen (Support)
260/300 Spearmen* (Infantry)
Tier 2
50 Assassins: (Striker)

Necropolis Wall: 999,940,000 HP
Citadel: 1,000,000,000 HP
Necropolis Heroes
rick073 (Lvl 30, XP 10,000/30,000)
Azywng (lvl 10, XP 7500/10000)
Poizaz (Level 25 XP 10,000/25000)
gamermartin (Level 35, XP 20,000/35,000)
Sonicheroes (level 42 XP 41,000/42,000)
Resources:
7500/10000 Flesh
6500/10000 Metal
9500/10000 Stone
4000/5000 Wood
0/4000 Blood
12000/15000 Energy
Buildings:
Cemetary lvl 2 (Tier 2 units)
Zombie factory lvl 5 (+500 Flesh/Blood, +10000 max Flesh)
Evil Woodshop Lvl 5 (+500 Wood, 5000 Max Wood)
Blood Spire lvl. 2 (+400 Blood, 4000 Max Blood)
Dark altar lvl. 10 (+1000 Energy, 10000 Max Energy)
Quarry lvl. 5(+500 Stone/metal, 10000 Max Stone/Metal)
Wall lvl. 20 (+1,000,000,000 Max HP)
Citadel lvl. 40 (+1,000,000,000 Max HP)

Troops
Tier 1
10 Arcane Beastmen* (Infantry)
1 Arcane Golem* (Armor)
25 Arcane Raven* (Flying) (Infantry)
1 Auto Trebuchet* (Support)
10 Biodrones* (Infantry)
5 Blood Elementals* (Infantry)
45 Cyber Riflemen* (Support)
50 Mercs* (Support)
850 Necromancers* (Support)
5 Pandaren Samurai* (Armor)
9 Red Panda Bombers* (Flying) (Armor)
Steel Alpha Raven* (Flying) (Infantry)
5 Saboteurs* (Striker)
15 Shadow Wraiths* (Infantry)
420 Worker Drones* (worker) (Support)
Unnamed Airship* (Flying) (armored)
0 Undead Riflemen* (Support)
0 Undead Builders* (Worker) (support)
Tier 2
15 Arcana Spirit Knights* (Infantry)
Arcane Alpha Werewolf* (Striker)
Biomech Aphla* (Armor)
Darkmech Beta* (Armor)
1 Dark Riders* (Armor)
4 Dragona Noir* (Infantry)
1 Iron Golem* (Armor)
10 Shadow Demons* (striker)
1 Shadow Titan* (Armor)
1 Super Robot Unicorn* (Armor)

@Poizaz: ...Okay. That trap would help you with resources, but without killing the monsters yourself, you gain no XP. Guess you're the kind of guy to get on a good team then do nothing and level from STUPID XP SHARING. *Turns XP sharing off*

@Sonic: Good show so far! I'm impressed.

@Defenders: Everyone goes to sleep because it's so late. Zzzz....
Next morning, and Herobrine trains 50 Assassins (Tier 2 infiltration unit). Each costs 10 Manpower, 100 Metal for their weapons, and 150 Energy. Assassins are really weak in direct combat, but can sneak into the enemy base and sabotage buildings/units. -500 Manpower, 5000 metal, 7500 Energy

Boy, you guys got a lot of armored units!

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I adjust the mob farm drop to make the mobs have 1 HP. I then wait for them to accumulate again. Then I throw a splash potion of fire at the mobs.

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I send Grell in his suit with 200 necromancers into the woods to find a mine and to kill monsters for flesh and blood and to tame some monsers and return them here as soldiers. I also send some necromancers to build defensive trenches around the base and cover them with the trebuche and the airship and the other soldiers. I go into the woods with 10 spirit knights to kill monsters and find armor and upgrades for my suit.I have all other support units go around the necropolis and protect against infiltration.

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Postly Update: Added Crystal as a resource! it's the rarest resource ever, extremely expensive on the Black Market and only found in Rare mines in the Monster Forest. you NEED this to pray for divine assistance. Kyle explained two of the gods earlier, Arctica and Lume, gods of Ice and Fire. Other gods are Ceiling Cat, Basement Cat, Zombie Cat, Longcat, Tiny Kitten, and MeowMeow. Each god demands different sacrifices of Crystal and perhaps other things too, and offer different favors. Ask for more info.

You can never have too many features. More to follow.


Objective: Defeat the other team's base!!
Admin Stuff

Weather: clear
Time: Noon
Temperature: warm

Injured(Lose turns)

Divinities(Users who run the thread)
theEPICgameKING, Kyle's replacement
Kylelolcat, occasional divine help-giver
Demivinities(Respected Players)

Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)

Avatars(Skilled Players)
Sonicheroes (KH Skill)
Poizaz (Master Engineer)
Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)
Darkfire45(Dark)
DarthNerd(Ice)
Mechninja (Electricity)
LeonKP (Light and Dark)
gamermartin(Necromancy)
taki242 (Chakra)
Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)
Alexsandra222 (Alchemy)
Garriss(Blood Arcana)
Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)

Dead (Dead, awaiting revival)

Undead(The dead revived)
Undead Azy.

Lolcatia:1,900,000,000 HP

Defender Heroes!

TheEPICgameKING (Level 50 XP 25000/50000)
HP: 50000/50000
MP 500/500
Current class: Assault Striker

Herobrine (Greater Minecraft divinity) (Lvl 75 XP 45,000/75,000)
Weapon: Diamond sword
Armor: Full diamond set
HP-7500/7500
Class-Herobrine is his own class.

Resources:
1,000,000/1,000,000 $
0/5,000 Wood
10,000/10,000 Stone
1000/10,000 Metal
2,000/10,000 Energy
100,000/100,000 Manpower
Buildings:
Barracks lvl. 3 (T3 units available!)
Hospital Lvl 1 (1000 Regen/Turn)
50,000 Homes (+2 Max Manpower/1 each DAY)
Lumbermill lvl 5 (+500 Wood, 5000 Max)
Quarry lvl. 5 (+500 Stone/Metal,10000 Max)
Solar grid lvl 10 (+1000 Energy, 10000 Max)
Treasury lvl 50 (1,000,000 max $/+10,000 $ each turn)
Wall lvl 40: 900,000,000 HP/2,000,000,000
Royal Palace lvl 100: 1,000,000,000/1,000,000,000 HP
AA Turret lvl 5
Trench lvl 1 (Holds 100 Units)

Lolcatia Defenses:
Tier 1 Units
100/250 Knights* (Infantry)
35 MC Skeletons* (Support)
50 MC WITHERS* (Armored)
10 MC Wither Skeletons* (Infantry)
0 MC Zombies* (Infantry)
20 MC Zombie pigmen* (Infantry)
22 Metroid Aliens* (Infiltration)
100 Peasants* (Worker) (peasant)
3 Red Panda Bombers* (Flying) (Armored)
10/100 Riflemen (Support)
260/300 Spearmen* (Infantry)
Tier 2
50 Assassins* (Striker)

Necropolis Wall: 999,940,000 HP
Citadel: 1,000,000,000 HP
Necropolis Heroes
rick073 (Lvl 30, XP 10,000/30,000)
Azywng (lvl 10, XP 7500/10000)
Poizaz (Level 25 XP 10,000/25000)
Sonicheroes (level 42 XP 41,000/42,000)
Grell, Necromage: Lvl 20 (XP 0/20,000)
Resources:
7500/10000 Flesh
6500/10000 Metal
9500/10000 Stone
4000/5000 Wood
0/4000 Blood
12000/15000 Energy
Buildings:
Cemetary lvl 2 (Tier 2 units)
Zombie factory lvl 5 (+500 Flesh/Blood, +10000 max Flesh)
Evil Woodshop Lvl 5 (+500 Wood, 5000 Max Wood)
Blood Spire lvl. 2 (+400 Blood, 4000 Max Blood)
Dark altar lvl. 10 (+1000 Energy, 10000 Max Energy)
Quarry lvl. 5(+500 Stone/metal, 10000 Max Stone/Metal)
Wall lvl. 20 (+1,000,000,000 Max HP)
Citadel lvl. 40 (+1,000,000,000 Max HP)
Trench Lvl 1 (Holds 100 Units)

Troops
Tier 1
10 Arcane Beastmen* (Infantry)
1 Arcane Golem* (Armor)
25 Arcane Raven* (Flying) (Infantry)
1 Auto Trebuchet* (Support)
10 Biodrones* (Infantry)
5 Blood Elementals* (Infantry)
45 Cyber Riflemen* (Support)
50 Mercs* (Support)
650 Necromancers* (Support)
5 Pandaren Samurai* (Armor)
9 Red Panda Bombers* (Flying) (Armor)
Steel Alpha Raven* (Flying) (Infantry)
5 Saboteurs* (Striker)
15 Shadow Wraiths* (Infantry)
420 Worker Drones* (worker) (Support)
Unnamed Airship* (Flying) (armored)
0 Undead Riflemen* (Support)
0 Undead Builders* (Worker) (support)
Tier 2
5 Arcana Spirit Knights* (Infantry)
Arcane Alpha Werewolf* (Striker)
Biomech Aphla* (Armor)
Darkmech Beta* (Armor)
1 Dark Riders* (Armor)
4 Dragona Noir* (Infantry)
1 Iron Golem* (Armor)
10 Shadow Demons* (striker)
1 Shadow Titan* (Armor)
1 Super Robot Unicorn* (Armor)

Monster Forest:
Grell in DarkMech (Armored)
200 Necromancers (Support)

10 Arcane Spirit Knights (infantry)
@Poizaz: There you go! Mob farm drop built! Surprisingly free, and 500 XP of mobs will build up per turn. Can only have 1500 XP full of mobs before they suffocate eachother. +500 XP. Warning: this will take up your turn, and it's not that efficient. Some legendary monsters living in the Monster Forest give up to 20,000 XP.

@Gamer: Ah, sorry. I missed your last post. Grell's squad and yours venture into the monster forest! Now for detailed description paragraph.
You enter the Outer Edges of the monster forest. The trees here are different, corrupted by the nearby necropolis. Further in, it's actually quite peaceful. Here you find...A battle!
Gamermartin's Squad vs. Corrupted Wolf
Biomech HP: 25,000
Status: All systems optimal (Weapons, Movement, Scanners, Shields all 100%) Your suit features a MechaBlade for melee, Acid rifle for ranged and a Trollix YUNODIEWHENISHOOTU shield for defence! Use what you will, and make the most of the Biomech's poison abilities!
Arcane Spirit Knights: All 3500 HP
gamermartin (Level 35, XP 20,000/35,000)
Corrupted Wolf: 8000 HP 50 MP

Grell's squad finds a Small Mine in the forest! Mines come in Small, Average, Jumbo, and Rare. I dont think I have to explain this one. +100 Metal/Stone per Turn. They also start hunting monsters, bringing in an average of 100 Flesh/Blood per Turn. Sadly, only Heroes can tame monsters, and the monster must have very low HP and try to befriend you. You'll know when you see it.

Trenches: Necromancers cant build! Fortunately your Worker units get right on it. Trenches may save a bunch of lives, but cannot be occupied by Flying units like the airship. Only ground units. Support types do better damage in here, but they're more exposed than on the Wall. Higher levels can hold more troops. Support troops get smart and surround the Necropolis, forming a long, thin line around it.

@Defenders: Herobrine smacks himself for not thinking of Trenches! He trains 100 Diggers to build a Trench of his own! They only cost 5 manpower and 50 Wood to start, but demand 100$ each a Day. That's the down side of capitalism: you have to pay people.

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while herobrine is off training people and leaving the place undefended, 5 shadow demons and 2 saboteurs try to sneak in and destroy the hospital and barracks while the infantry and armor troops form 2 lines and have the support troops back them up as they make way for lolcatia leaving half of each type of troop to defend the necropolis. meanwhile I send the knights to charge at the wolf and when the shot is clear I shoot using the acid rifle into the wolves eyes.

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I start making long range mobile artillery, as well as goliath assault mechs.

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I end my drive to get Pinkie Pie back as well as my ability to shoot you. next, I use the limit break Knocksmash. ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dI4pJ2sjCc&amplaynext=1&list=PLDA52E16FD9360255&feature=results_video shows the limit break, and Pinkie Pie is playing goofy for the purpose of this limit.)

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