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Kylelolcat
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Ever heard of the Yggdrazil thread? Sure you have! How about the Save Lolcatia thread? You might still remember that one, too. Well, the Galactic Races have designated Lolcatia's planet for Unichtozhat, and to do that, you must level the city in order to give the Unichtozhat a level planet to glass. Too bad the citizens don't take kindly to their homes being blown up. As members of the Zakazat Unichtozhat, you can commission forces to help you attack Lolcatia and its defenses.

Objective: Destroy Lolcatia!
Lolcatia Statuses:

Lolcatia Remaining HP: 5,000,000,000

Injured(Lose turns):

Divinities(Users who run the thread):
Kylelolcat, The Author

Demivinities(Respected Players)

Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)

Avatars(Skilled Players)

Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)

Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)

Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)

Undead(The dead revived)

Dead(Dead for a reason)

ReDead(Permanently dead for a **** good reason)

Other statuses:
Weather: Sunny and clear
Time: Midday

Lolcatia Defenses:
200/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
40/40 Siege Tanks (Private)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
10/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
40/40 Trolls (Flamer)
50/50 Main Battle Tanks
5/5 Bombers
40 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
30/40 Arnies
20/20 Spiders (Demonic)
20/20 Goliaths (Private)
80/80 King-fu Kittehs (Yellow Belt)
30/30 Jedi (Knights)
10/10 Basilisks (Whelps)
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)
20/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)
10/10 Electric Elementals (Power)
10/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)
10/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze)
10/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra)
10/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy)
10/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami)

Zakazat Unichtozhat Planetary Forces:
None commissioned so far...

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theEPICgameKING
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We need more people doing more stuff, besides Gamer and Sonic. Where's Azy?

gamermartin
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well, how do we bring more people?

theEPICgameKING
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Ask your friends maybe? Advertise somewhat? I tried bringing back the old group, but...nope.

sonicheroes95
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So, what's the status of everything happening. also, what does 'Berserk Drive' do?

theEPICgameKING
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May as well post. Just a sec.

theEPICgameKING
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Okay. I think I know the reason this game's basically Me vs Gamer and Sonic: People think it's Kyle's game! After all, he DID start it. I probably pushed a few people like tom0000009 away when I seized control.

Therefore: This thread is now DEAD. I will be starting my NEW, 100% my own forum game! It'll be called: Epic's Complete the Objective RPG! Look for it tommorow, i'll also be posting it in the stickied New RPG announcement board.

This new ECtO RPG will encompass all of the Postly Updates i've put in up to this point, as well as being way more organized and starting out even. Thanks for playing this far! Gamer, Sonic, if you join the ECtO RPG game tommorow i'll give you better starting equipment!

See you soon! Let's hope more people join ECtO RPG!

powie4444
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Lolcatia Gets Obliterated By T3h Crat0r

T3h Crat0r: Yeah, Would Take Too Long. Oh, And We Have Limited Resources. AGAIN.

Objective: Get To The Shadow Castle!
Progress: 5000/5000
Enemies:
None!
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Allies:
None!
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Resources:
5000 Wood
5000 Stone
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Obstructionist People: None Yet!
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T3h Crat0r: Lets Get To That Castle First. It's Where Some Evil Guy Lives.

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