ForumsThe Tavernif a dragon knocked on your front door, what would you do?

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ThunderHawk17
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just type it down for us to see, heck turn it into a story.

just thought there should by something fun to read for everyone else.
just to clarify its a dwarf dragon 8-12 ft long and its starving but friendly (it won't try to eat you) NO charecters from games and try to keep it original.

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squidlidink
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i would imagine if a dragon knocks on your door hes very friendly, since most dragons would burn down your door and then roar inside to see if you were home, so i would become friends with it!

bigjacob
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It depends on the breed. If it's a water elemental type, I'll just shoot a flamethrower at it (hey, water evaporates) and if it's a fire elemental, I'll reverse engineer the flamethrower to shoot out freezing water. And if it's sorta like a earth type, Ill hook it up with a saddle and harness and ride around the world destroying oil rigs and factories.

(Hey, you asked)

Alexandra222
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I say a friendly "Hi" and form an alliance with it and fight off evil with him/her by my side. Unless it's the evil itself.

OR

I ask it to lead me to the dimention where people are far more powerful and then I train to become the ultimate assassin, samurai or whatever. Because appaently the dragon has to come from SOMEHWERE.

Gamer_Cale
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i would imagine if a dragon knocks on your door hes very friendly, since most dragons would burn down your door and then roar inside to see if you were home, so i would become friends with it!


That is a good point if it's knocking on your door the chances are it wont attack you unless it is trying to trick you but why would it bother when it could probably smash the door down and kill you if it wanted.
skydragon720
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i would let my dragon brother in! (duh)

Armpit
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I would invite him in for a drink, supposing of course that he could fit in my house. Of course, I would not drink anything, because I'm probably already on LSD that I mistook for aspirin tablets and I presume that wouldn't mix well with alcohol.

psychoraven
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Tame it and ride it to school every day!

TheMostManlyMan
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i would simply open the door and say "you are not welcome here dova, FUS RO DAH!"

Maverick4
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Nothing, because dragons are not real.

/buzzkill

TheMostManlyMan
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Nothing, because dragons are not real.

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TheMostManlyMan
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let me try that again, this time with the image button :/

Nothing, because dragons are not real.

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/388020_385929314807359_1282372328_n.jpg
Pieguyme
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I would do what any self respecting person would do, of course.

BLOW IT UP!!!!!!!

kneekap
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kneekap
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FUS RO DAH

kellynmcfinch
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I would watch it. I would not attack it unless it tries to attack me.

do this espesialy if you don't know what creature's behavior is.

it is called being on guard

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i would hug it

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