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Project Proteus || Project 0: Beachhead | Aug. 17, 2012

Posted Jul 26, '12 at 5:40pm



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- Where is the Project Proteus letterhead?

- We don't have any, sir.

- Well, then, what are the project managers doing?

- We don't have any of those either, sir.

- Are we working on Project Eris now? Who is in charge?

- No, sir. You are, sir.

- Oh, uh, well, we'd better get something started.

- Yes, sir.

- We'll need that letterhead.

- I'll get right on it, sir.

- No, we'll have the Project Proteus team do it.

- Very unorthodox first project, sir.

- Are you questioning my methods?

- No, sir, not at all.

- The header will be 670 px x 150 px.

- Taking notes, sir.

- GantiCorp cannot appear in any Project Proteus material.

- May I ask why not, sir?

- It'll be clear later. Moving on.

- Yes, sir.

- It must contain the words Project Proteus. Got that?

- Yes, sir. Is that all?

- Anyone may have their hand in this.

- And the project deadline, sir?

- Friday, August 17th.

- Got it, sir.

- Have potential project managers submit their reports by the end of August.

- Okay, sir.

- In a two page memo using the letterhead they choose.

- Two page memo, letterhead of choice. Got it down, sir.

- With clear reasons why the chose that over others.

- Is that all, sir?

- Yes, send out the memo.

- On what and to whom, sir?

- ...

- Sir?

- Stop calling me Sir!


Posted Jul 29, '12 at 6:15pm



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All done.

You seriously didn't think I wouldn't get in on this, did you?


Posted Jul 29, '12 at 6:26pm



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Wow Photobucket. Good job.

I can't stand it when I spend an hour making something and the quality just gets obliterated by terrible image hosters. flickr is even worse.

I'll re-upload a better quality one later.


Posted Aug 1, '12 at 11:39pm



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You should've just gone with a JPEG. That would've been smaller in size, so Photobucket wouldn't have changed your image. Having it a PNG doesn't do anything for you.

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