- Where is the Project Proteus letterhead?
- We don't have any, sir.
- Well, then, what are the project managers doing?
- We don't have any of those either, sir.
- Are we working on Project Eris now? Who is in charge?
- No, sir. You are, sir.
- Oh, uh, well, we'd better get something started.
- Yes, sir.
- We'll need that letterhead.
- I'll get right on it, sir.
- No, we'll have the Project Proteus team do it.
- Very unorthodox first project, sir.
- Are you questioning my methods?
- No, sir, not at all.
- The header will be 670 px x 150 px.
- Taking notes, sir.
- GantiCorp cannot appear in any Project Proteus material.
- May I ask why not, sir?
- It'll be clear later. Moving on.
- Yes, sir.
- It must contain the words Project Proteus. Got that?
- Yes, sir. Is that all?
- Anyone may have their hand in this.
- And the project deadline, sir?
- Friday, August 17th.
- Got it, sir.
- Have potential project managers submit their reports by the end of August.
- Okay, sir.
- In a two page memo using the letterhead they choose.
- Two page memo, letterhead of choice. Got it down, sir.
- With clear reasons why the chose that over others.
- Is that all, sir?
- Yes, send out the memo.
- On what and to whom, sir?
- ...
- Sir?
- Stop calling me Sir!