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i hope this hasnt been done before. list the lamest and funniest pick-up lines uve said or recieved like:
Did it hurt?
When u fell from heaven
or
Are u from Memphis? cuz ur the only Ten-I-See

haha those are the oldest ones ever. and one more:
how much does a polar bear weigh?
enough to break the ice

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invisiman
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Peasant

Here's a bad one. Do you have a sister or is it just your reflection... it stinks because I made it up... I think.

hitemup
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Nomad

a twin one would be funnier. lol i just thought of one. it kinda sucks tho.

Do u have a twin? cuz i like two-for-ones.

ha idk...

invisiman
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Peasant

Here's a new one...

Are you online because I think I have a virus. lol

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Nomad

lol i hope ppl understand that one cuz its actually pretty funny.

invisiman
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Peasant

Yeah. Her's one I made up in band class.

I want to do your laundry.
I want to change your tires.
I want to clean your dishes.

Those are a few. I've got a hundred like 'em.

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Nomad

dude this one is HILARIOUS:

Hey, you dropped something... my jaw.

invisiman
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Peasant

Did you like those ones?

Here's a thing to get out of a slap:

He made me do it! (And point to your friend.)

hitemup
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Nomad

yeah i guess they werent bad. i liked the virus one. but no i wouldnt ever try any of these on a girl lol theyre just funny to hear. girls love funny guys but hate pick-up lines

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Nomad

haha love the jaw one, gotta remember that. okay everybody knows this one, but i just goota post it

Are those space pants? cuz your butt is outta this world

invisiman
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Peasant

funny. I had a girlfriend who liked me because I was funny and nice. The best 5 tips are:
1)Be nice if you like them.
2)Try to make them laugh, but not too much.
3)Try to sit close to them in class.
4)Try to seem smart but not too much.
5)DON'T use pick-up lines unless they have grills up in their faces.JK

NOTE: Tip 3 only works if you are in the same grade as the girl you like and you are in school.

Those tips helped me.

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Shepherd

I've got one.

Do you have a map because I got lost in your eyes.

invisiman
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Peasant

Good one. Did you read my tips Drako?

Wow! 407. Yesterday, you had only 200.

invisiman
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Peasant

Do you know a mechanic because when I see you, I break down.

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Nomad

If you the president you'd be Baberaham Lincoln. lol

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ha i like the space one and baberham lincoln

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