i hope this hasnt been done before. list the lamest and funniest pick-up lines uve said or recieved like: Did it hurt? When u fell from heaven or Are u from Memphis? cuz ur the only Ten-I-See
haha those are the oldest ones ever. and one more: how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice
yeah i guess they werent bad. i liked the virus one. but no i wouldnt ever try any of these on a girl lol theyre just funny to hear. girls love funny guys but hate pick-up lines
funny. I had a girlfriend who liked me because I was funny and nice. The best 5 tips are: 1)Be nice if you like them. 2)Try to make them laugh, but not too much. 3)Try to sit close to them in class. 4)Try to seem smart but not too much. 5)DON'T use pick-up lines unless they have grills up in their faces.JK
NOTE: Tip 3 only works if you are in the same grade as the girl you like and you are in school.