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hitemup
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hitemup
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i hope this hasnt been done before. list the lamest and funniest pick-up lines uve said or recieved like:
Did it hurt?
When u fell from heaven
or
Are u from Memphis? cuz ur the only Ten-I-See

haha those are the oldest ones ever. and one more:
how much does a polar bear weigh?
enough to break the ice

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sneakysam
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my friend said this and got slapped. is there a mirror in your pocket because i see me in your pants.

PS he got slapped by all 6 girls in the group lol

sneakysam
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Nomad

BTW pick up lines never work so dont even try

madgamer131
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HAHAHA Sneakysam thats absolutely hilarious!
actually, i really think we all know that pickup lines dont work, they're just funny. feel bad for any poor soul that actually uses them (aka: your friend)

drakokirby
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Shepherd

Ahem. This is a great pick-up line to get her attention and to get her a little bit into you. You need some plan after this pick-up line

"Hey, do you have a map because I just got lost in your eyes."

Squalick
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Nice shoes, wanna screw?

Those pants look good on you, but they'd look better on my floor.

Excuse me, Ms., but do you have a quarter? I need to use the pay phone, my mother told me to phone her when I found the woman of my dreams.

You know, your father is a thief. He stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

"Will you marry me?"
"Uh, no."
"Agreement not necessary!"

zds88
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Nomad

this is a world of war craft pick up line so you might not get it. Ar those pants from MC becaus your ass is epic

zds88
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zds88
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Nomad

awww it * out ass

drakokirby
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Shepherd

Hm. I got a new one now.

Are your parents miracle workers because it looks like you were carved by Angels?

Your lips look so cold. Let me warm it up with my lips.

I just made them up today.

Retribution_999
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Nomad

I don't really get the first one of that...

Martian_Hero
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Martian_Hero
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Nomad

my love for you is like diarrhea, It's warm, wet, and I can't hold it in!!!

Retribution_999
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Retribution_999
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Nomad

That's how you spell diarrhea? Nice one...

madgamer131
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Nomad

nice squalick, the third one sounds like it might actually work!

Wittman
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Nomad

I got one, not really a good one.
I'm not Fred Flinstone but I can make your BedRock.
Do you have a map, because I am lost in your eye's.

Tell me what you think of them.

drakokirby
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Shepherd

Hey! The last one I already posted. The second on is only good for flattery and if your good at smooth talking. The first one is a bit cheesy. This is a new one I'm going to test maybe next week

Is your name Bell because my heart is beating like crazy. It's a bit lame but I think it's okay for flattery at the beginning.

Ricador
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The virus one was actually funny.

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