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Badass_Killa
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Badass_Killa
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Come on... you gotta have one.

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steevo15
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YES...of COURSE i have one, i would go to Menard's, they have EVERYTHING there, there is food, powertools (to kill the zombies with) nail gun (again, to kill the zombies with) and there is wood (to build barricades with)...there is EVERYTHING

invisiman
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I would grab my parents car... or mopeds. They have one. Then I would go throughout my town and find as many survivors during the day. There are a Bunch of shops in my town and over 2 grocery stores within 5 miles of my house. Also, there are hardware stores less than 15 minutes of a car ride. There is also a gun store on the highway next to my town. I would gather all the guns I could and give 'em to all the survivors. That's my plan.

Xzeno
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Xzeno
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Get super powers.

NoNameC68
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Steevo, you should real The Zombie Survival Guide.

I would gather the people I care about and take a rifle and defend myself from home. If there are enough zombies, I would make a barracade in front of each door and bored up the windows. If there was a Class 4 outbreak (when zombies overpopulate humans) then I would go to an isolated area and make a new home there with a few other people I care about and trust.

Alguzara
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Alguzara
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Xzeno,be realistic.
Yeah i know,zombies are kinda un-realistic,but what about an atack of a guy's family who are drunk and walk stupidly slow?
Just bringing an example.
If the zombies just appeared i contact ALL my friends family etc and we reunion somewhere,pick some weapons, and do the job...
If i can,i contact EVERYONE else in the city.
Thats my plan.

Ninjacube
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Ninjacube
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If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Best plan yet.

invisiman
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invisiman
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That's stupid ninjacube... but it might work. Just kidding. You'll just end up turning everyone you know to zombies, working against your will.

soakerman
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grab my weapons get in van go to friends house pick him up grab his weapons go to military base grab apc or tank drive around pilfering food ands supplies finding suvivors fin defendable position and liver out till military comes

soakerman
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soakerman
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i now how to use a gun and could teach the survivors but if you guys dont then you could do more harm to yourself

Stirke
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Stirke
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not bad soakerman but i would go to a police station to grab my weapons ammo and body armor grab the biggest and most fuel efficient vehicle i can find probably a patrol car carry a shotgun pistol ammo belt and knife at all times grab anyone who is willing to go and kill whoever came and got in the way (that can kill the rest of us) try to make it to a military base to set up a defensive wall and trenches then make contact with whoever is left to make a plan and have the base give us rifles to snipe the zombies and if we were the last ones left try to launch all the Nukes in the world to kill us and them at the same time

Stickjesus
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Well if zombies invaded then I'd probably call souporman. I'll give you his no just in case zombies invade where you live first
Soupormans No: 555-areyouserioushesmadeofsoup

invisiman
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invisiman
282 posts
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that's funny. I'd call buttermytoast Co. Their no. is 1-800-ICan'tBeleiveItsNotButter.com

Yes it's a weird no. but try it.

heckman08
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go to a bulk food store like sams club. gather food and weapons and sit on the top of the huge shelves that make the aisles and wait it out.

necromancer
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I would gather about 10 friends. We gather hunting rifles they have, raid Sam's Club for a huge stockpile of food. Then raid Ace Hardware for building supplies, incendiaries and equipment to make explosives, like acetone, engine oil, propane tanks, etc. Then raid Gander Mountain for more firearms, knives, and survival gear. then take on the police station for the real weapons. Afterwards we would flee to one of the county parks, where there is a large grassy hill. We would dig into this hill and create a large bunker lined with cement. It would mainly be underground and thus only have 1 meter above ground which would be similar to a pillbox. As the pill box would be triangular in shape we would always have three of us on guard. We would have easy access to water as there is a lake right next to the hill. The hill would be like a garden to supplement our vast amount of "borrowed" food. Two people would farm, while equipped to fight while two more, who are better equipped, stand guard over them. If zombies attacked, they could fire on them while retreating to the bunker. We could hold off the zombies for years.

fuquan
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fuquan
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use my zombie anti virus on everyone and find a police station or mall with gun shop in it and stay there with everyone i cure, and kill the rest of the zombies when i run out of the cure.

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