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Bree
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I wanted to introduce me Bree by doing some raps about me Bree


My name is Bree yes thats true and I love the color blue and I hope you like me too.

I am twenty yes doesn't that rule now I am too cool for school.

If you want me to do rap about you ask me and I will try think of something up for you.

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Strop
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Who said anything about hard?
My head makes like a retard- gives up,
Refuses to try, juices run dry,
Does not compute, game over, everybody dies.
I ain't comprehend rigidity,
I rather bend, endorse liability,
"Be water, my friend", said the Master of Hard,
I oughta have you sent to study martial art!

Aite? :P

crazynaitor
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Okay Strop you rock at rapping!

cooldude99778
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strop's a rockin rapper

Strop
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Bard

Yeah? Well thanks, but I'm just getting started >

I'm sick of my thesis, stuck to a deadline,
Don't need this from morning to bedtime,
Glued to my desk in front of my laptop,
No rest, no wonder I'm called Strop,
Slapping down lines commit grammatical crimes,
My mind keeps drifting to these wicked rhymes,
And I keep hitting backspace, sweat on my face, soon,
I'll be too late, my grades will be ruined,
Why did I let myself procrastinate,
Now, I'm at the mercy of cruel fate,
It's a catch twenty two when it got you it screws-
Your whole life up (it got me!) too,
Display the clock like a red alert,
Time waits for no man, so get to work,
Yet I'm still bludging, I'll get to fudging-
The refs., so let's lay bets and I'll still come up-
Around to the word count, I'm finding some good stuff I can-
Plug in the paper this ain't fit in a stapler,
Four ring binder, a digital viewfinder,
For fifty two pages, that goes on for ages,
Paste in the pics, an appendix,
I hope I don't need the hyperlinks,
When I'm finished, I need a proofreader stat,
With skills, like a bureaucrat,

I'm going mad.

(To be rapped to "[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFrWjHcmBRU]I Know You Got Soul[/quote]&quot

Strop
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Bard

Shoot. Why didn't that link work.

The above can be rapped to I Know You Got Soul.

jwalshjr
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Wow Strop, you can do about anything can't you??? Your like superman, only smarter!

Strop
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Bard

Ha, I wish I could breakdance like Superman...

Wait, he can't breakdance...well I bet he could lol. I meant to say I wish I could breakdance good- some of the pros, they're totally like superhuman, dang...

RaiderDawg
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Wow, you should totally NOT go professional, that was really whack.

skillzkillz
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your one of the wierdest people ever no offense

Bree
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Bree
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Okay Strop your great at rap!

Strop
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Bard

I wish people would read through the rest of the posts before making comments...sometimes it makes me wonder whether people are dissing on me ;..;

Bree
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Bree
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Yes well I did because I made the topic.

KingofSleeping
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Well Bree I can't say yours is bad because I am bad at rap myself but Strop your great!

kielzanie
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Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! that was the worst rap ever. i cant rap but my friends could rap much better than that and much funnier too!

KingofSleeping
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Well can you give us an example of your friends rapping?

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