Who said anything about hard? My head makes like a retard- gives up, Refuses to try, juices run dry, Does not compute, game over, everybody dies. I ain't comprehend rigidity, I rather bend, endorse liability, "Be water, my friend", said the Master of Hard, I oughta have you sent to study martial art!
I'm sick of my thesis, stuck to a deadline, Don't need this from morning to bedtime, Glued to my desk in front of my laptop, No rest, no wonder I'm called Strop, Slapping down lines commit grammatical crimes, My mind keeps drifting to these wicked rhymes, And I keep hitting backspace, sweat on my face, soon, I'll be too late, my grades will be ruined, Why did I let myself procrastinate, Now, I'm at the mercy of cruel fate, It's a catch twenty two when it got you it screws- Your whole life up (it got me!) too, Display the clock like a red alert, Time waits for no man, so get to work, Yet I'm still bludging, I'll get to fudging- The refs., so let's lay bets and I'll still come up- Around to the word count, I'm finding some good stuff I can- Plug in the paper this ain't fit in a stapler, Four ring binder, a digital viewfinder, For fifty two pages, that goes on for ages, Paste in the pics, an appendix, I hope I don't need the hyperlinks, When I'm finished, I need a proofreader stat, With skills, like a bureaucrat,
I'm going mad.
(To be rapped to "[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFrWjHcmBRU]I Know You Got Soul[/quote]"
Wait, he can't breakdance...well I bet he could lol. I meant to say I wish I could breakdance good- some of the pros, they're totally like superhuman, dang...
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! that was the worst rap ever. i cant rap but my friends could rap much better than that and much funnier too!