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Ernie15
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You learn something new every day, whether or not you realize it right away. There are no exceptions to this rule.

Today I learned the difference between bowler hats, pork pie hats and fedoras. Before today, they were all just fedoras to me. It never occurred to me that all three of these different hat styles had different names.

I also learned that Roseanne is Jewish, and that gummy shot glasses exist.

http://giantgummybears.com/images/products/ShotGlasses-11Flavors.jpg

It doesn't have to be anything life-changing or significant or anything, just something that you learned. So AG, I ask you now, what did you learn today?

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StormWalker
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I learned that my friends made a messed up fambly tree so I put R2 & Silver on it.

Hikakin_Fan
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I learned that I get mad when I fail at bowling.

Minotaur55
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Today I learned that my laptop can evade 90% of operating system restrictions with 0 glitches. I got 5 softwares that don't even mention Windows 8 and yet they work fine.

StormWalker
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I learned that if my sister does a flying jump onto my legs to wake me up on Friday, they start hurting today. Also I learned that if I'm simply swallowing some pills as medicine, people automatically assume I'm getting high.
Ah, highschool.

Jumpper
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i learned today that a broad topic that anybody can answer to can last for almost a whole year and still be on the first page!

StormWalker
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Seniors are idiots. This happened. The 'other substances' they mention are listed but not limited to: piss, gatorade, semen, and other bodily fluids.
It's supposed to be worse tomorrow. Fun.

pangtongshu
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Today (or, yesterday) I learned that it was my profile's 3 year birthday for AG

R2D21999
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On my vacation, I learned that in Atlanta, Georgia there was the Olympics and a bomb that blew up, years ago. And apparently if your staying in a hotel near Disney, no matter how fancy the hotel is, you cannot get Cartoon Network.

I also learned that Quality hotels aren't very quality.

wflag10
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Today I learned that punching a wall out of rage makes a big fist sized dent in the wall, and makes your hand hurt like hell.

pangtongshu
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Today I learned that I have 5,500 posts

Riptizoid101
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Today, I learned that nicknames can sometime invoke insults followed by violence and threats by the one receiving the said nickname.

OperationNilo
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Today I learned that things are often more complicated than they seem.

DidactUnbound
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Today I have learned that war...has changed...

War...war never changes...

OperationNilo
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Ah, but you're wrong. War always changes.

pangtongshu
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'Twas a quote dear Nilo

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Today I learned that my managers actually like me when I'm doing night shifts. And that I can "shine like a mo-fo"

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