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Ernie15
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You learn something new every day, whether or not you realize it right away. There are no exceptions to this rule.

Today I learned the difference between bowler hats, pork pie hats and fedoras. Before today, they were all just fedoras to me. It never occurred to me that all three of these different hat styles had different names.

I also learned that Roseanne is Jewish, and that gummy shot glasses exist.

http://giantgummybears.com/images/products/ShotGlasses-11Flavors.jpg

It doesn't have to be anything life-changing or significant or anything, just something that you learned. So AG, I ask you now, what did you learn today?

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Salvidian
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Today I introspectively learned that knights keep confusing me.

Minotaur55
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Don't lift heavy things the day after getting a flu shot. Oh sweet baby Jesus I'm weak.


Good to know.

Today I learned that lip balm is important. You lips can peel like crazy, and when it does, ooooooooooooh man does it hurt. My lips are bleeding all the time because of lack of lip balm.
GhostOfMatrix
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Today I learned that lip balm is important.

Some actually dry out your lips and make you rely on it.
I just rub cocoa butter lotion all over my face, lips are perfect.
Clancy12
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I learned that it isn't a very good idea to hold something with your feet and try to crush it with a tuba.

xXxDAPRO89xXx
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xXxDAPRO89xXx
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I learned that it isn't a very good idea to hold something with your feet and try to crush it with a tuba.

...? xD

I learned that when your male math teacher is a pedophile, it sucks to try and do anything when you're a guy.
gh0sts
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I learned, again, how few people play Exit Path multiplayer. Every time I log into the game, it seems, I'm the only one there.

R2D21999
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What age does America do "Spelling Bee"


I think either Middle or High school. There's even a national spelling bee thing.
pangtongshu
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I learned that when your male math teacher is a pedophile, it sucks to try and do anything when you're a guy.


...wut.

And Spelling Bees are late elementary school.
R2D21999
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Learned the spelling bee wasn't that bad. And there were actually separate spelling bees depending on what period(love that word) you have for Language. Got 3rd place yo.

And Spelling Bees are late elementary school.


Obviously the school limitation for spelling bees is different for us, because I'm in Middle School and we're having a spelling bee.
Pieguyme
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I learned how to play "Hummingbird" by Alison Brown on banjo.

xXxDAPRO89xXx
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xXxDAPRO89xXx
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...wut.


You don't wanna know pang.
I learned how to do some math thing with exponents and fraction and divison.
pangtongshu
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I learned how to do some math thing with exponents and fraction and divison.


WHY ARE YOU STILL LEARNING FROM A PEDOPHILE
xXxDAPRO89xXx
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WHY ARE YOU STILL LEARNING FROM A PEDOPHILE

well I can't get rid of him... help me pang you've dealt with pedophiles before right?
pangtongshu
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...yes, I've dealt with 'em

Anyways, moving it to your profile =p

sourwhatup2
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...yes, I've dealt with 'em


Geez I don't even want to imagine...
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