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first i would bomb all the candy factories so they wouldn't manufature any more jelly beans

omg eat them ddddduuuuuuhhhhhhhh

you can't eat ALL of the jellybeans

What i would have done is to find my mouth ( Sice i lost it becuse the Jelly beans took it ) and when i found it i would have eaten all of the jelly beans and become a fat pc- gamer^^

obviously eat the, if its too mcuh or they r evil ill act to them as ZOMBIES

awwww man. i was thinking you could blow them up or somthing along the lines of that.

Kick open a gun case and shoot them. Maybe grab a gas sprayer and a blow torch and have a jelly-bean roast.

I would lure them all to the ocean, where all the fish would eat them or they would dissolve.

i'd eat them with a giant spoon!!

I'd get a huge flame thrower, melt them all together, and sell chunks of jellybeans to any buyer! Starting price $5!

I'll get them in one spot, get a mind controlling device, then I will command them to destroy Estel & BigBowla532's Jelly Bean shop. This is what you get for not getting me a taco!

I would get a flame thrower and move to an island. Any of them that didn't dissolve would get fried. Mwahahaha

Capture them and give them to the straving people in Africa! and bomb the candy factories...

This is the best topic on the whole entire site and always will be.

I would create a microwave large enough to envelope them all and then press easy-cook. (30 seconds)

have one of those contests where you guess how many are in a jar. then sell the rest