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Is the world coming to an end?

Posted Oct 8, '12 at 9:57pm

partydevil

partydevil

5,090 posts

Then watch the world burn and laugh like a maniac.

your right, those ideas are the ideas of a twisted maniac.

the world is no more ****y then it has ever been.
it's no reason to destroy it.

 

Posted Oct 8, '12 at 10:17pm

Santi_

Santi_

444 posts

I can't wait to see the mass suicide.

In the words of Dr. Suess:
That day, the IQ of the world grew 3 times as large.

 

Posted Oct 8, '12 at 10:35pm

Ernie15

Ernie15

12,534 posts

Knight

I can't wait to see the mass suicide.

I'll say. Think of the jobs that will be available.

What am I saying? People who believe the world is going to end on December 21 don't have jobs.

 

Posted Oct 9, '12 at 12:02am

GhostOfMatrix

GhostOfMatrix

11,687 posts

Knight

That day, the IQ of the world grew 3 times as large.

They'll just come up with another date like they always do.

 

Posted Oct 9, '12 at 8:41am

EmperorPalpatine

EmperorPalpatine

4,971 posts

They'll just come up with another date like they always do.

They already did. I think Newton's will be the next big one.

 

Posted Oct 9, '12 at 10:31am

partydevil

partydevil

5,090 posts

2016:

An article in Weekly World News describes a find by a Professor Lloyd Cunningdale of Salt Lake City who was excavating with his students at the site of the famous Donner party disaster of 1847. The latter were a group of settlers bound for California who became trapped by snow in the Sierra Nevada Mountains. Cunningdale and students have found a time capsule left by the settlers which contains many predictions for the future. They predict that nations will abandon traditional methods of conflict and resort to the use of biological warfare. In 2016, one such disease will spread and kill all of the humans on the planet.

 

Posted Oct 9, '12 at 10:39am

partydevil

partydevil

5,090 posts

or my favorite:

According to The Church of Blair, the human race will probably be terminated at 3:28 AM (Soho, England time) 2047, SEP. 14!. The church teaches, with tongue firmly in cheek, that if the human race does not discard their plastic conformity, then the Gods will withdraw their protection. The Gods don't want us to worship them; they don't want sacrifices or even offerings. They just want us to rid itself of our excessive "Normalcy". At that point, Astro-Lemurs (extra-terrestrials similar in shape to lemurs, but with rainbow colored bodies) will attack the entire human race and beat them to death with gigantic burritos. You have been warned. ;-)

 

Posted Oct 9, '12 at 10:56am

Masterforger

Masterforger

1,633 posts

According to The Church of Blair, the human race will probably be terminated at 3:28 AM (Soho, England time) 2047, SEP. 14!. The church teaches, with tongue firmly in cheek, that if the human race does not discard their plastic conformity, then the Gods will withdraw their protection. The Gods don't want us to worship them; they don't want sacrifices or even offerings. They just want us to rid itself of our excessive "Normalcy". At that point, Astro-Lemurs (extra-terrestrials similar in shape to lemurs, but with rainbow colored bodies) will attack the entire human race and beat them to death with gigantic burritos. You have been warned. ;-)

Don't sweat it, bro.
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I got your back.

Anyway, that was hilarious. Some people, eh?

 

Posted Oct 10, '12 at 8:50pm

Panthera_Leo

Panthera_Leo

24 posts

Yes, the world will eventually end, but I believe it will be well after all of us here are long gone.

 

Posted Oct 11, '12 at 12:59pm

ellock

ellock

276 posts

I think that day has just as much of a chance of the world being destroyed as any other day. Nothing really special to me, it seems though like a lot of people just fly off the handle quickly and start to panic for no major reason. I think that day may be hectic though because of all the people that would freak out.

 
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