Ok, the first person adds one paragraph to start the story. the next person has to continue with what the person before them added to the story. Be as creative as possible. Each User is only allowed to add 1 paragraph everyday, with a maximum of 6 sentences in each paragraph. No exceptions. Have fun. Remember, BE CREATIVE!
Once upon a time, there was a story that was never started. Usually in threads like these, the OP starts the story off so that other people can add to it without one person having to come up with something completely from scratch; hence the title, "Add to this story". Unfortunately, in this story, this wasn't the case. Instead, one brilliant-minded individual had to come up with the beginning of the story himself; which eventually led to chaos, because although this soul was an eccentric genius whom everybody loved and revered, he didn't have the world's most vivid imagination and therefore could not come up with anything worth reading. So instead of exercising his creativity (or lack thereof), he just sat in a dark corner of the AMW and waited for an opportunity to write something without having to drill too far into his vagabond mind.
After going through his mind, he decided on a course of action. He would go to the thread that lacked the first paragraph and create one that slightly ridiculed that fact. He knew he would not be able to come up with much, so he just focused on how this thread should of started. After finishing his paragraph he hit submit and smiled at his finished work. Then he waited until the next day when he would have the opportunity to write his second contribution to this story. Until then, my little ones, we will have to wait and see if anyone else comes up with anything.
After waiting through a day of mind reading and alien hunting. The man simply walked down the street with his gay partner Will. Will didn't know what they were doing, So he just smiled and kept walking.
They walked 10 miles, when suddenly the ground opened beneath them and they fell into something slimy; they were in a monsters stomach! They were slowly digested in pain in misery and died.......
They became devils for their hate of the monster, and plagued mankind
Mankind did not respond kindly to being plagued, so they set Will and the man on fire, and laughed sadistically as they died. But that threw nature offkilter. The world became 2D, and people started dying as their bodies were squashed flat. A green frog shouted, "WILL WAS THE THIRD DIMENSION! YOU HUMANS ARE FOOLS!" And then he hopped away.
The archer turned out to be a powerful creator of life and synthesizer of environments, so he repopulated the planet with half as many people as before, to avoid overpopulation. Unfortunately he forgot to give these humans the ability to speak! He didn't have time to realize his mistake before he dropped dead from a disease only his species can contract. Was this new world doomed to never speak again?
Not particularly. After viewing the events via videos and youtube, they learned to speak, unfortunately using L33t speak, or talking like they are texting, everyone eventually became so annoyed that they inevitably decided to outlaw speech. Ironically a verbal agreement...
Then the started custom of having elections,campaigns,voting and elected a milkman,Max000_Extreme as the President of the world and he was no longer a milkman and had everything a president has
But then, the society remembered that the milkman position was empty once again, so they called on Jack Nicholson to fill the position. An interesting choice, especially because everyone had thought he had been flattened when the third dimension disappeared. Fortunately, he had been in similar situations enough times to know what to do when a dimension gets caught on fire. He was the only man in the world who knew how to speak out loud, and he delivered milk like no man ever could.
As Jack Nicholson delivered milk with such skill soon a problem arose. A devistating outbreak of mad cow diaseise! Many cows died out leaveing milk production low, so low Jack was about to lose his job. He had to find the evil culprit who unleashed this plague on the cows, and fast! Little did he know his sluething would lead him face to face with Bruce Campbell.
Bruce tells him that it was caused by the evil dead, caused by the president of the world not being able to pronounce the words in the necromaniam. They then team up to fight deadites, but they number close to 1 million, and even with his chainsaw Bruce needs help.
all of the characters from the hit tv show "the walking dead", and all other heroes from all other zombie things join forces and shoot all of the zombies. but then batman comes and tells them that by killing the zombies, they have caused the world to turn back into the second dimension , because there werent enough people after the archer had only put back half of the population, and the zombies were the only things keeping the third dimension inflated.
As fast as they could pick up their shovels, the human population dug up their dead relatives. The problem was, they were still completely dead, and could not support the third dimension. This is when they called on Queen Bianca, the famous New Orleans voodoo priestess.
Biance, who was stiitng on a throne all bored decided that idea was fun. But she will not serve anyone else....without a price. One soul who was a decendant of princess Nao Kitamaru from the edo era. She needed to consume pure Kitamaru blood in order to live longer.
