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i would get naked and dance!

run and scream and [do the things that i want to do]- lyrics from pork and beans

Put cups of water around my house. (-;

id kill my self in a alien killing rampage

theyd probably die from the bacteria, Skaknight is smart lol

put land mines around my house and have thousands of army men on my roof to shoot them and have some dudes with bazookas to shoot down their ships.And I would just stay in side and watch family guy.

Gather my friends, raid local stores for weapons and food, then burrow underground hundreds of feet. Build a bunker there powered by n underground river. Using the electricity generate light for underground farms. After thousands of years, we would have a massive fighting force, which would fly forth from the ground and slaughter the aliens vacationing on our planet, then reassert our independence and make war on the alien scum that try to invade us again.

Join their cause.

take off my pants. i dont want to die wearing pants

I would join them to later take over their technology, and come back to earth(if it's still there) and then start a new civilization!

I would gather everyone to att one of their alien spacecrafts and steal their technology and blow their brains out.

I'll use my Unreal Flash (2007 weapons lol)and have it called: Alien invasion!!(5 vs. an army of alien!!!)(Also cool if it was really real)

Anyway back to the wepons!!!


I'll take the pistol=good shooting and kind of strong and also heal
The shotgun=very good thing
The purple shock thing=nice attack and good power
bomb luancher=good if you use secondary attack(launch mines)
bazooka=BOOM!!!!
Sniper rifle=reloads slow??My computer doesn't.Shoot one bullets each seconds lol.
Chain cutter=So love it!!!


---Sal37

Put cups of water around my house. (-;

We won!!!!

i would gather all the sick people and get the alians to eat them then the alians would get sick and die ;(