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Posted Oct 26, '12 at 7:24pm

skydragon720

skydragon720

274 posts

I thought that maybe, there should a joke thread. Hence the name. You know, you should be able to come here after a day of school or work, to just sit back and relax. Enjoy a couple laughs at other posts, and move on. If you want to, you can leave a joke. Any kind of joke! I guess I'll start it off: Yo momma so fat, that she sits next to everybody in the movie theater. I'm going to experiment with the next one: Yo daddy so gay, that when I told him, he hit hit me with his purse.

 

Posted Oct 26, '12 at 7:38pm

R2D21999

R2D21999

8,415 posts

You know if the mods or admins see this thread doing many yo mama jokes their going to lock this forum.

Knock knock.
Whos there?
Me.
Me who?
Who do you think? Now open up.

Yeah not funny but he said ANY KIND OF JOKE

 

Posted Oct 26, '12 at 11:33pm

ironblade41

ironblade41

523 posts

I also have a knock-knock joke.

Two guys walk into a bar.

(That's it)

I have a pun, too. Swissconsin! :D

 

Posted Oct 27, '12 at 12:03am

TheMostManlyMan

TheMostManlyMan

2,925 posts

i have a couple of....morbid unjokes and some other unjokes and other jokes in general. right, starting with the morbid unjokes

why did sally fall of the swing?
because she had no arms

knock knock
who's there?
not sally

what did the farmer say when he found out he lost his tractor?
where's my tractor

and this one has been know to make people laugh for hours if they're tired enough

what did the lawyer say to his son who's also a lawyer?
"we are both lawyers"

 

Posted Oct 27, '12 at 12:24am

leo99rules

leo99rules

1,756 posts

My girlfriend broke up with me because she said I couldn't understand irony.

Which was ironic because at the time we were walking past a bakery.

____

My girlfriend says she wants a guy who is 'funny and spontaneous', yet when I tap on the kitchen window uninvited late at night dressed as a clown it's all panic and screaming.

_____

My girlfriend broke up with me because I think everything's a joke.

I said "I don't get it"

 

Posted Oct 27, '12 at 2:47am

MachineofLight

MachineofLight

280 posts

This may be a bit much so delete if must:
Why does Santa have any kids?
He only c u m s once a year......

Don't look at me like that!! A friend (dirty) told me.

 

Posted Oct 27, '12 at 4:08am

pangtongshu

pangtongshu

8,604 posts

What's worse than a bee sting?
2 bee stings
What's worse than 2 bee stings?
The holocaust
What's worse than the Holocaust?
3 bee stings

Sometimes, when I'm laying down at night, I look to the stars and think "Where the **** did my roof go?"

I want to die calmly and peacefully, like my grandfather. Not screaming and terrified like his passengers

 

Posted Oct 27, '12 at 9:14am

pickpocket

pickpocket

3,399 posts

So yesterday, my wife got a little mad. She told me to look at things from her perspective, so I went and starred out the kitchen window.

 

Posted Oct 27, '12 at 10:03am

ironblade41

ironblade41

523 posts

I know this isn't a joke, but does anyone else live in an area where you have to tell a joke to get candy on halloween? It might just be an Iowa thing...

 

Posted Oct 27, '12 at 10:07am

Salvidian

Salvidian

3,950 posts

I know this isn't a joke, but does anyone else live in an area where you have to tell a joke to get candy on halloween? It might just be an Iowa thing...

I think this only afflicts us Iowans. I had to do the same thing when I went trick-or-treating!

 
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