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Posted Dec 2, '12 at 9:51pm

yourawesomeness

yourawesomeness

100 posts

My girlfriend works at Subway...... now I can tell her to make me a sandwich.

i saw that one too!
"if guns don't kill people, people kill people, does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toasts toast"

 

Posted Dec 3, '12 at 6:53pm

Jumpper

Jumpper

153 posts

i saw that one too!

that is because you're awesome!

no, no you aren't I'm awesome!
jk

 

Posted Dec 3, '12 at 9:03pm

xXxDAPRO89xXx

xXxDAPRO89xXx

3,549 posts

Ifunny is amazing. I got this one of it.

Annoying Girlfriend: Honey i killed your cat.
Husband:-...
Annoying Girlfriend: It's because i don't want two pussies in the bad :3
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Trolled... :P

 

Posted Dec 7, '12 at 2:39am

pangtongshu

pangtongshu

8,234 posts

My girlfriend called me a pedophile the other day...I told her that is an awfully big word for an 8 year old

 

Posted Dec 7, '12 at 1:40pm

MagicTree

MagicTree

360 posts

Q:What did the cow say to the farmer?
A:Moo.

 

Posted Dec 8, '12 at 1:16am

Jumpper

Jumpper

153 posts

Q: If crickets were to talk what would they say?
A: chirp, chirp duh

 
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