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You read that right folks...that title is what you will be doin in this mediocre Forum Game
Create a background or a reason for the above user's profile name..whether you think it is the actual reason they made it so...or you want to put a faux reason
Ex1 - pang's name comes from his interest in Romance of the Three Kingdoms
Ex2 - pangtongshu's name comes from the fact that he is an elf with the ability to create shoes everytime he says the phrase "ang tong"
Alright...hopefully this goes well...begin!
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Likes the story 'Jack and the Beanstalk' and capital letters.
black was tooo... racist. so you went with blk. and 2860, because you come from the future.
His name actually has nothing to do with any legendary beasts or whatnot, but it's a long tale that I can tell with my tail that will take a long time to tell this tale to you.
Long ago, the man now known as LEGEND_beast was watching Will Smith's 'I am Legend' for the one hundredth and god-knows-how-many-eth time. It was his favorite book that was adapted into his favorite movie played by his favorite actor, so of course he would watch it at least that many times! Why, not a day goes by when he doesn't think of the movie! The cast, the film crew, the director, he knew all of their names and trivial information by heart... He was such a nerdgasm over these things! Why, the disrespect of any of these people or this movie was enough to warrant a fight with ol' Legend! There wasn't anybody that walked away without something broken if they were to spit on the name of 'I am Legend'!
Well back to the story; One night, while munching on some briny and buttery popcorn, Legend's favorite scene had come up. A shameless gaudy smile followed by deep sonorous laughter filled the room. Unfortunately, the man hadn't fully chewed the popcorn into pure white and yellow buttery mush, and a stray popcorn kernel had found its way to his throat and lodge himself into his wind pipes! Legend's head jerked back in automatic reflex in order to unlodge it to allow him to breathe again, but this ironically buttery kernel couldn't slip out! Red faced and teary eyed, the man reached for the glass of water conveniently placed on a table when... Oh heavens no! The glass of water was placed at an unfortunate distance at an unfortunate angle!
Hands were scratching at the distant glass of water, at the salvation, but to no avail! It seems that Legend's last breaths would be exhaled during Legend's favorite movie while eating popcorn... when suddenly! To the rescue!!!!!! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No...
'Twas Legend's heroic golden retriever, Beast! Simply nudging the liquid salvation towards Legend's hand was enough of a heroic action to allow him to start chugging down the kernel and washing away the fear of death! Beast had saved his life yet again!
Later that day, Legend joined Armor Games because he thought the forums were cool, and what better username than something to honor his hero and dog? He really was man's best friend! No... he is
I am legend_beast.
It's plain and simple. You're Jack the Ripper.
One day, the above a scrawny ten year old was drinking lemonade at his house when suddenly, BAM! Chuck Norris dives from the sky and ground pounds Batman into Manly's pool.
Seeing all the struggling and thrashing, he steps closer. A burst of water flies far above his head, and in that water Chuck Norris is flung out of his pool. Batman leaps onto poor Chuck and slams his face into the ground.
Then, turning to the small boy, he said those fateful words, "I'm Batman!" and grappled away. Immediately hair sprung from his chest, his biceps burst through his muscle shirt, and his belly grew a rock hard six pack.
Since then, because of Batman, Manly has been the most manly man aside from Batman. So he just imported himself into his user name and there you go.
Frank ate a ton of fruits
He is the jack of hearts brother, Kard.
Because of the Love Kard
And when he entered blk for the abbreviation it was already taken so he smashed the keyboard, hitting 2860 and enter just after.
You are a werewolf hunter who mainly relies on his rifle and silver bullets. 199 indicates the amount of werewolves you have killed.
You were born in hell with no light and only fire. 45 is the .45 calibur gun you used to strike down upon the evil you swore you wouldn't become but became.
Is a slain Legendary Beast.
^You make loop-de-loops in the stratosphere!
you're colonel Kiligan Right
One dark, snowy night, a young boy walked out of his Alaskan cabin. All of the bear meat had been eaten, and his grandmother and parents were near starved.
This boy traveled to a far (1/2 a mile) away cave, in search of the terrible three headed tiger beast. The monster was said to be larger than a cruise ship, and with a strength equaling ten batmen.
Armed only with his wooden sword and toy flashlight, this tween ventured into the cave to slay the beast and bring back it's meat to feed his family, regardless of the rumors that said it tasted like shoe leather.
Deep inside the cave, he found a corpse. Turns out, a more manly person killed the beast and left it, with only 2 heads.
So, his family survived the harsh winter and he went on to join this website, naming himself after the Legendary Beast corpse that saved his life.
It was a long time ago, in a land most forgotten. It is here that the magical Frooton originated. An item of unspeakable usefulness, it was sought after by many across the land. Ole Billy Bob had a monopoly on the source, and was hereafter known as Billy Bob of the Frooton.
As the language evolved, titles became names,and the successors became to be known as simply Frootons. Now the source has run out, but the Frootons still search for the now mythical item, and Frank is the most recent in a long line of searchers. Now he scours the Kingdoms of Armoria, seeking a way to reclaim former glory for his family.
Taken rudely from his wookie friends to live with space vagobonds, Jacen son of Han Solo Maybe grew up in wretched conditions, mainly having to use a light saber as a spoon. In the 96th anniversary of the ship he was contained, the boy concocted an escape plan.
First, he stole several goods to aide him; a spoon, a black cape, and an extra long heavy dooty roll of toilet paper. Then, he made his way down to the garbage shoot.
Following in the prequel's footsteps, the garbage had a strange monster, lurking beneath the water, slithering around his legs. Taking the salvaged spoon, he gutted the beast, and stored the meat in his cape for later.
Opening the hatch to the outside space, he found that there was no oxygen, so being a creative lad, he made a mask out of garbage-swamp-monster-skin, trapping air inside his mouth. Then, he unrolled the toilet paper, and split it in half. With the first half, he TP'ed the whole space ship. The second half he used as a rope to climb down to a friendly desert home.
Upon discovering the internet, he found AG, and instead of naming himself Spoon-TP-Cape, he used his real name and the anniversary number of the ship he grew up in.
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