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TheAwesome_tothemax
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I think I will choose my big bro how about you?

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The_Gentlemen
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Bear Grills.
I need someone to kill animals, find water, plants, and craft an home.

If there are incredibly big dinosaur monsters that breath fire and acid and sink continents with a breath, Chuck Norris.

Ishtaron
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Bear Grills.
I need someone to kill animals, find water, plants, and craft an home


So you want Bear Grills filming crew with you? I'm pretty sure you can only choose one person and it sounds more like you want Les Stroud with you.

I'll take Jamie Hyneman. He's more useful than the professor from Gilligan's Island and worst case scenario is that we wind up using explosives to attract the attention of rescuers.
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ProfessorOak
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I would choose Bob Marley because of specific reasons. Aside from that, he could play some great music.

dr_doughnut
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Les Stroud form Survivor Man is who I would want to be with when I am stranded.

Minotaur55
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To be honest, nobody. I wouldn't want to be on a island with anyone, being alone would be a vacation!!! I could do anything I want!!! YES!!! But if I have to pick someone I would say my uncle Clifford....

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If I had someone I loved dearly and could imagine myself spending every day of my life with, it wouldn't matter to me if I were on an island or in a forest or in the Bermuda Triangle.

*puts off further posting in thread until girlfriend is acquired*

*never gets girlfriend*

*posts in thread anyway*

Aww. Better luck in the next life I guess.

Bear Grills. I need someone to kill animals, find water, plants, and craft an home.


"Oh no, I'm lost in the Amazon rainforest! Better drink my own urine."
"Oh no, I'm lost at sea! Better drink my own urine."
"Oh no, I'm stranded in the middle of the desert. Better drink my own urine."
"Oh no, Taco Bell! Better drink my own urine."

I can agree with him on that last one, but when it comes to survival skills, Bear Grylls might not be the best choice.

I would choose Bob Marley because of specific reasons.


You better hope Smokey the Bear is already there. Bob Marley sure isn't going to be preventing any forest fires.

or a dessert


I'm not sharing my dessert with anybody. I prefer to be alone when it comes to being stranded in a blueberry pie.
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Anna Trebunskaya, Mila Kunis or Candace Bailey, so I could party all day and night!

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"Oh no, I'm lost in the Amazon rainforest! Better drink my own urine."
"Oh no, I'm lost at sea! Better drink my own urine."
"Oh no, I'm stranded in the middle of the desert. Better drink my own urine."
"Oh no, Taco Bell! Better drink my own urine."


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I would choose Bob Marley because of specific reasons. Aside from that, he could play some great music.


You're taking a dead man?

Personally I'd take Gandolf. If he can't help I don't think any one can.
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Merlin. I want a raving wizard as my companion.
But first, I would need to pack...
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The_Gentlemen
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INTERNETS

Y U DISGUISE SARCASM SO WELL?


But yeah. That guy is hilarious. Seriously.

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Jesus!

haha! I just thought it would be funny to say that.

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Obviously I would take Chuck Norris with me.

Sorry. Had to :/

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Assuming I can choose a fictional person, there is only one perfect choice for this type of situation. John freakin' Locke. That man is a god in an island/forest. He will hunt boar if needed. He will make a cradle for your baby if you are pregnant; out of sticks and glue that he makes on his own. Hell, he'll even make a trebuchet. All from materials typically found in jungles and/or forests.

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