mine would be the spicy hell. you like your food spicy? you say that the food in some restaurants is not spicy enough? then come to the spicy hell, our food is spicy as hell!
......i like it spicy.
and there would even be contests where you have not to pay when you can eat the spiciest food we have in a half hour.
either that or a restaurant named flavor science! because i like to experiment with the different kinds of foods. the craziest mix i tried was chocolate pudding with diced onion...or was it drinking pineapple juice after i ate raw onions?