i think oranges have holes in them because they are too lazy to grow arms and fix it themselves. oranges are called oranges because their boring cousin the apple uncreatively nicknamed them oranges and that name stuck. oj is seen in every cereal commercial because the grape juice rebellion lost to the orange juice people, and now the orange juice people want to rub it in the grape juice's face by being on tv next to the grapes' idol, cereal.
