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Posted Dec 12, '12 at 3:46pm

xAyjAy

xAyjAy

1,683 posts

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello stranger

Stranger: hii :-)

You: ready for some fun?

Stranger: 18/f

You: 20/m

Stranger: hmm well I hav a webdcanm i can turn it on 4 u cutie f u want?

Stranger: ill let you watch me take off my ***** & rub my ***** for you

You: oh yeah....

You: that would be great...

Stranger: ... http://j.mp/XTV8gN

You: but my cam is broken...:(

Stranger: jst create one & mssg justmenu08 nd we can get stairtsed

You: thanks, i will give them away

Stranger: im goin 2 get off here nd sfetunp my web cam now

You: k

Stranger: i waill be waiting for u

Stranger: see u onthere

You have disconnected.

 

Posted Dec 14, '12 at 4:28pm

R2D21999

R2D21999

8,462 posts

Yeah this was a little akward.

http://logs.Omegle.com/b77a689

 

Posted Dec 14, '12 at 5:11pm

xeano321

xeano321

2,566 posts

Knight

@R2D2

Make sure and edit out the inappropriate language before you post or provide a link. Kind of risks getting the thread locked.

 

Posted Dec 14, '12 at 6:04pm

R2D21999

R2D21999

8,462 posts

Oh ok I didn't know that intill I saw the past pages.

 

Posted Dec 20, '12 at 8:23pm

daleks

daleks

3,259 posts

Lol, this was great. I love messing with people.
http://l.omegle.com/9a5f8a6.png

 

Posted Dec 20, '12 at 9:11pm

R2D21999

R2D21999

8,462 posts

Omg I'm doing links

 

Posted Dec 21, '12 at 2:10am

NoNameC68

NoNameC68

5,071 posts

Knight

Daleks, that one was pretty good.

Here's a convo I found save worthy. It starts off being super immature, but it gets better near the end if you ask me.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hi m/f
You: i am a dragon
Stranger: no ur not m/f
You: i am a dragon
You: ok you got me
You: im a girl
Stranger: yay!!
Stranger: age?
You: wait
You: so you knew i wasn't a dragon
You: but you're confident now that im a girl?
Stranger: yep
You: oh
You: well im not really a girl
You: im a dragon
Stranger: because dragons cant type and im not that gullable
Stranger:
You: who says dragons can't type?
Stranger: dragons cant speak or type
You: im pretty sure they can
You: on account that i am a dragon
Stranger: first they dont a language, they dont talk and theu
Stranger: they*
Stranger: dont know how to use a computer
You: coming from someone who has never met a dragon before
Stranger: haha dragons arent real
Stranger: if u r a dragon come to NZ tomorrow then
You: exactly, which is why you can't tell me if they can talk or type or use the computer
You: that's like me saying "if you're a human, throw a baseball to me"
Stranger: they r made up so they cant do anything
You: exactly, a dragon is made up, so you can't tell me without any doubt that they can't type or speak
You: but i am a dragon, so i can assure you we can
Stranger: and how can u be a dragon if they r fake?
You: because im real
Stranger: but look 4 comments up from this one and u quoted " Exactly, a dragon is made up"
You: i know
You: a dragon is made up
You: im not
You: and im a dragon
You: therefore im a dragon
Stranger: so how can u say ur dragon if they r made up and ur the only dragon
You: im not the only dragon
Stranger: and if ur the only dragon whos ur parents
You: my parents are my parents
Stranger: and r they the only pther dragons?
Stranger: other*
You: of course there are
You: how could you believe a species existed if they were the only one of their kind?
You: that's like believing in something as dumb as the lochness monster
You: if there was only one of it's kind*
Stranger: so whos thier parents if they r the only ones
You: im sorry, huge error
Stranger: what error
You: us dragons have dragon parents who have dragon parents
Stranger: bull**** ur faking it and I know it
You: listen, i have a huge dragon boner right now. are you a girl or not?
Stranger: no
You: thank you
You: good day
You have disconnected.

 

Posted Dec 21, '12 at 8:53am

R2D21999

R2D21999

8,462 posts

I love messing with people.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey wanna know a secret?
Stranger: how?
You: I'm behind you.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: really?
You: Yeah.
Stranger: who are u?
You: I'm uhhh a person.
Stranger: good
Stranger: ;D
Stranger: u m-f?
You: I'm in your bathroom
You: m
Stranger: **** offfffffffffff
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im lookin for a young cute boy teen
You: I'm behind you.
You: M 13
Stranger: 15 f qld
Stranger: i mean 14
You: Isn't that a little too young.
You: for you?
You: oh well if your 14 never mind.
Stranger: how old are you
You: 13
Stranger: calling me young do u have skype
You: Yeah what's your skype?
Stranger: jenn1068
You: Ok hold on.
You: I gave it away.
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi 17 yrs old male from france and i m very rich
You: How much?
You: 13 M US
Stranger: my dad owns cullen steel
You: Wow that's alot
Stranger: n the dimond mines in uk
You: Whoooo you could buy an island.
Stranger: i have a island
Stranger: de aa
You: So do you live in a mansion.
You: Cool.
Stranger: ya sort of
You: Wanna know a secret?
You: cool.
Stranger: what
Stranger: ?
\\
You: I'm right behind you.
You: Right now.
Stranger: *** mf
Stranger: shut up
Stranger: behind me is my servant
You: Well i'm not talking.
You: That's me.
Stranger: ooh
Stranger: my dad can buy 100 like ur dad
You: Wow that's alot.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Posted Dec 21, '12 at 8:43pm

R2D21999

R2D21999

8,462 posts

I'm sorry for double posting butthis was so funny I had to post it.

 

Posted Dec 22, '12 at 1:50pm

xAyjAy

xAyjAy

1,683 posts

 
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