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Funny Omegle Convos

Posted Dec 24, '12 at 7:11pm

R2D21999

R2D21999

8,348 posts

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ho ho ho
Stranger: hi you santa
You: Yes I am
You: I came to give the good boys and girls presents.
Stranger: when you coming to my house
You: Never you were bad this year.
Stranger: im sorry the boys made me be bad ill be a better girl next year
You: Oh yeah I am coming to your house.
You: To give you coal.
Stranger: no what can i do
You: Sell the coal for lots of money the USA needs alot of oil.
Stranger: i want preansts though
You: Ok all you have to do is...
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ho ho ho
Stranger: hello
Stranger: im male
You: I'm santa
Stranger: nice to met u
Stranger: u are female
You: Nice to meet you.
You: Uhhh yes
Stranger: cool
Stranger: im rachid
You: I'm Olivia
Stranger: lovely name
Stranger: skype
You: What's your skype?
Stranger: psychologe9
Stranger: u
You: Ok I'm giving that to Santa.
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ho ho ho
Stranger: and a bottle of rum
You: I love rum goes great with cookies
Stranger: YES
You: Do you like chubby dipping?
Stranger: what is this
You: It's like skinny dipping but I'm fat which makes it chubby dipping.
Stranger: YOU ARE FAT?!?!!?!?
You: Yeah I'm Santa Clause duh.
Stranger: **** YOU SANTA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Threw in a little apocalypse thing.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Do you know the apocalypse?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: part of it
You: It happened
Stranger: wraaaaaaaaah wraaaaaaaaah
Stranger: braaaain
Stranger: must..... have.... braaaaain
You: I'm a mayan
Stranger: I'm a zombie
You: I **** on pyramids.
Stranger: i eat brains
Stranger: wow - we have so much in common
You: Dumb egyptians
Stranger: ****'em man
You: Yeah *sticks ****** finger*
Stranger: the made other guys build their pyramids
Stranger: you guys did it yourself
Stranger: like a real handyman
You: Aww man I just got a report saying it didn't happen.
Stranger: those ******* be lying man
Stranger: if it didn't happend, how can i be a zombie?
You: I don't know it just didn't *dies*
You have disconnected.

 

Posted Dec 25, '12 at 10:38pm

Santi_

Santi_

444 posts

http://i1269.photobucket.com/albums/jj594/The-Santi/Bestresponseever_zps5af7b337.png

Just curious what the Omegle community thinks...

 
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