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Daleks, that one was pretty good.

Here's a convo I found save worthy. It starts off being super immature, but it gets better near the end if you ask me.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hi m/f
You: i am a dragon
Stranger: no ur not m/f
You: i am a dragon
You: ok you got me
You: im a girl
Stranger: yay!!
Stranger: age?
You: wait
You: so you knew i wasn't a dragon
You: but you're confident now that im a girl?
Stranger: yep
You: oh
You: well im not really a girl
You: im a dragon
Stranger: because dragons cant type and im not that gullable
Stranger:
You: who says dragons can't type?
Stranger: dragons cant speak or type
You: im pretty sure they can
You: on account that i am a dragon
Stranger: first they dont a language, they dont talk and theu
Stranger: they*
Stranger: dont know how to use a computer
You: coming from someone who has never met a dragon before
Stranger: haha dragons arent real
Stranger: if u r a dragon come to NZ tomorrow then
You: exactly, which is why you can't tell me if they can talk or type or use the computer
You: that's like me saying "if you're a human, throw a baseball to me"
Stranger: they r made up so they cant do anything
You: exactly, a dragon is made up, so you can't tell me without any doubt that they can't type or speak
You: but i am a dragon, so i can assure you we can
Stranger: and how can u be a dragon if they r fake?
You: because im real
Stranger: but look 4 comments up from this one and u quoted " Exactly, a dragon is made up"
You: i know
You: a dragon is made up
You: im not
You: and im a dragon
You: therefore im a dragon
Stranger: so how can u say ur dragon if they r made up and ur the only dragon
You: im not the only dragon
Stranger: and if ur the only dragon whos ur parents
You: my parents are my parents
Stranger: and r they the only pther dragons?
Stranger: other*
You: of course there are
You: how could you believe a species existed if they were the only one of their kind?
You: that's like believing in something as dumb as the lochness monster
You: if there was only one of it's kind*
Stranger: so whos thier parents if they r the only ones
You: im sorry, huge error
Stranger: what error
You: us dragons have dragon parents who have dragon parents
Stranger: bull**** ur faking it and I know it
You: listen, i have a huge dragon boner right now. are you a girl or not?
Stranger: no
You: thank you
You: good day
You have disconnected.

I love messing with people.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey wanna know a secret?
Stranger: how?
You: I'm behind you.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: really?
You: Yeah.
Stranger: who are u?
You: I'm uhhh a person.
Stranger: good
Stranger: ;D
Stranger: u m-f?
You: I'm in your bathroom
You: m
Stranger: **** offfffffffffff
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im lookin for a young cute boy teen
You: I'm behind you.
You: M 13
Stranger: 15 f qld
Stranger: i mean 14
You: Isn't that a little too young.
You: for you?
You: oh well if your 14 never mind.
Stranger: how old are you
You: 13
Stranger: calling me young do u have skype
You: Yeah what's your skype?
Stranger: jenn1068
You: Ok hold on.
You: I gave it away.
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi 17 yrs old male from france and i m very rich
You: How much?
You: 13 M US
Stranger: my dad owns cullen steel
You: Wow that's alot
Stranger: n the dimond mines in uk
You: Whoooo you could buy an island.
Stranger: i have a island
Stranger: de aa
You: So do you live in a mansion.
You: Cool.
Stranger: ya sort of
You: Wanna know a secret?
You: cool.
Stranger: what
Stranger: ?
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You: I'm right behind you.
You: Right now.
Stranger: *** mf
Stranger: shut up
Stranger: behind me is my servant
You: Well i'm not talking.
You: That's me.
Stranger: ooh
Stranger: my dad can buy 100 like ur dad
You: Wow that's alot.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I'm sorry for double posting butthis was so funny I had to post it.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ho ho ho
Stranger: hi you santa
You: Yes I am
You: I came to give the good boys and girls presents.
Stranger: when you coming to my house
You: Never you were bad this year.
Stranger: im sorry the boys made me be bad ill be a better girl next year
You: Oh yeah I am coming to your house.
You: To give you coal.
Stranger: no what can i do
You: Sell the coal for lots of money the USA needs alot of oil.
Stranger: i want preansts though
You: Ok all you have to do is...
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ho ho ho
Stranger: hello
Stranger: im male
You: I'm santa
Stranger: nice to met u
Stranger: u are female
You: Nice to meet you.
You: Uhhh yes
Stranger: cool
Stranger: im rachid
You: I'm Olivia
Stranger: lovely name
Stranger: skype
You: What's your skype?
Stranger: psychologe9
Stranger: u
You: Ok I'm giving that to Santa.
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ho ho ho
Stranger: and a bottle of rum
You: I love rum goes great with cookies
Stranger: YES
You: Do you like chubby dipping?
Stranger: what is this
You: It's like skinny dipping but I'm fat which makes it chubby dipping.
Stranger: YOU ARE FAT?!?!!?!?
You: Yeah I'm Santa Clause duh.
Stranger: **** YOU SANTA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Threw in a little apocalypse thing.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Do you know the apocalypse?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: part of it
You: It happened
Stranger: wraaaaaaaaah wraaaaaaaaah
Stranger: braaaain
Stranger: must..... have.... braaaaain
You: I'm a mayan
Stranger: I'm a zombie
You: I **** on pyramids.
Stranger: i eat brains
Stranger: wow - we have so much in common
You: Dumb egyptians
Stranger: ****'em man
You: Yeah *sticks ****** finger*
Stranger: the made other guys build their pyramids
Stranger: you guys did it yourself
Stranger: like a real handyman
You: Aww man I just got a report saying it didn't happen.
Stranger: those ******* be lying man
Stranger: if it didn't happend, how can i be a zombie?
You: I don't know it just didn't *dies*
You have disconnected.

Just curious what the Omegle community thinks...