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Posted Jun 18, '08 at 6:38am

cooldude99778

cooldude99778

206 posts

doesn't matter what kind of jokes (knock knock why'd the chicken cross the road etc.) as long as there jokes. they don't have to be funny either because the fact of being lame actually make's it funny. oh one more thing. they must be original and it can't be stuff that people already probably know. have fun being funny.

 

Posted Jun 18, '08 at 6:41am

kingryan

kingryan

4,165 posts

ok...

A duracell bunny hops up to two energiser bunnies standing very close together.
The duracell bunny asks - Why are you two so close together?
The engergisers reply - We are double A's.

hahaha not funny.

Kingryn

 

Posted Jun 18, '08 at 7:32pm

fuquan

fuquan

35 posts

a guy walks into a bar asks for a cricket so he gets one, on the way home he sees a cricket on the sidewalk and says "hay did you now there was a drink named after u?" and the cricket says "there's a drink called Irving?".                                             

thats the joke lame but funny

 

Posted Jun 18, '08 at 7:34pm

fuquan

fuquan

35 posts

bye the way i got that from family guy so people probably heard it before

 

Posted Jun 18, '08 at 7:40pm

plokkey

plokkey

4,469 posts

there no such thing as a duracell bunny.....

there have been many joke topics, just look a few pages back

 

Posted Jun 18, '08 at 7:47pm

Camofrog08

Camofrog08

28 posts

ok, 2 blonds are going to somewhere in space and a reporter asks them "where you two ladies going"? The first blonde replies "we're going to the sun"! "well arn't you two gonna get burned from the sun"? asked the reporter. "Well.... thats why we're going at night. DUH!"

 

Posted Jun 18, '08 at 7:50pm

plokkey

plokkey

4,469 posts

lol nice one camofrog

 

Posted Jun 18, '08 at 7:59pm

cooldude99778

cooldude99778

206 posts

my dad says that joke ALL  of the time lol he does

 

Posted Jun 18, '08 at 8:01pm

Camofrog08

Camofrog08

28 posts

lol sorry

 

Posted Jun 18, '08 at 8:02pm

cooldude99778

cooldude99778

206 posts

knock knock (whose there) lettuce (lettuce who) let us in and we'll tell you who.

not that funny i know.