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Posted Jun 18, '08 at 8:12pm

Camofrog08

Camofrog08

28 posts

A poor man needs a job so he goes to a church and ask the priest for a job.He gets the job to ring the bell every afternoon, since it was afternoon already the man runs up the stairs and trips at the top and hits the bell with his head. Every afternoon he did this untill oneday he ran up the stairs, tripped and missed the bell and fell to his death, flat face to the ground. A woman finds him and stares at his dead body. The priest rushes out to see what happened to the man and he asked the woman, " do you know this man" she said, "No, but his face sure does ring a bell."

 

Posted Jun 18, '08 at 11:15pm

Sardonyx100

Sardonyx100

25 posts

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
Why did the babay cross the road? Cuz it was stapled to the chicken!

 

Posted Jun 18, '08 at 11:36pm

LordBob

LordBob

533 posts

Lame: Your mom is...uh...umm...IS UGLY  HAHAHAHA

Good: why did the chicken cross the road? To  get away from Cornel Sanders!!!!! (KFC dude)

 

Posted Jun 19, '08 at 3:40am

kingryan

kingryan

4,165 posts

there no such thing as a duracell bunny.....

Yes there is! See....

http://hometown.aol.com/MATS80/cell4.jpg

See, told you so!

KingRyan

 

Posted Jun 19, '08 at 5:32am

Henrytheonlygameking

Henrytheonlygameking

483 posts

heres one doctor doctor i need a poo evry 7am evry mornig whats so rong about that? i only get up at 9
i think thats a funny on

 

Posted Jun 19, '08 at 5:44am

kingryan

kingryan

4,165 posts

heres one doctor doctor i need a poo evry 7am evry mornig whats so rong about that? i only get up at 9
i think thats a funny on

This should be.....

Here's one. Doctor, Doctor, I need a poo every morning at 7am.
'What's so wrong with that?' the doctor replied...
'I only get up at 9.'
I think that's a funny one.

Please learn how to spell and gramatize properly or get a spell checker.

Thank.
KingRyan

 

Posted Jun 19, '08 at 5:49am

kingryan

kingryan

4,165 posts

i dont got one sorry

Well if you don't have one is there any need for you to post in this topic? Your comment is pretty much spam.

If you don't have one then don't post here.

BTW - Here is another one!

Doctor, Doctor - I'm going to die in 59 seconds.
Doctor = I'll see you in a minute...

KingRyan

 

Posted Jun 19, '08 at 6:25am

cooldude99778

cooldude99778

206 posts

why'd the chicken cross the playground? to get to the other slide. oh and the jokes don't have to be lame.

 

Posted Jun 19, '08 at 8:49pm

kataketo

kataketo

32 posts

what happen to a cow after an earth queke
it start giving milk shake
he he

 

Posted Jun 19, '08 at 8:50pm

Retribution_999

Retribution_999

282 posts

Bad spelling, he he.