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Posted Jun 19, '08 at 8:57pm

plokkey

plokkey

4,469 posts

lol heres one from the movie Pursuit of Happyness

There was a man drowning in a lake.
A big boat came up and said " do u need anyhelp?"
he said "no thanks, god will save me!"
A bigger boat came up and asked if he needed help.
Same response as for the other boat.
Then he drowned and died. he went to heaven and asked god why he wasnt saved
"What are you talking about, i sent 2 big boats to save you!"

 

Posted Jun 19, '08 at 8:59pm

Retribution_999

Retribution_999

282 posts

I get it! LOL! Does the joke have to be lame?

 

Posted Jun 19, '08 at 9:04pm

plokkey

plokkey

4,469 posts

no of course not lol

 

Posted Jun 19, '08 at 9:06pm

Retribution_999

Retribution_999

282 posts

Do funny riddles refer to as jokes?

 

Posted Jun 19, '08 at 9:12pm

kataketo

kataketo

32 posts

sure

 

Posted Jun 19, '08 at 9:34pm

Retribution_999

Retribution_999

282 posts

Rats! I forgot it...

 

Posted Jun 19, '08 at 9:37pm

kataketo

kataketo

32 posts

how many lazypeople takes to change a lightlamp
none, becouse they'll call a repair man

 

Posted Jun 19, '08 at 9:37pm

Retribution_999

Retribution_999

282 posts

WOn;t they be too lazy to call the repair man? LOL.

 

Posted Dec 31, '12 at 5:47pm

winmaster1

winmaster1

637 posts

knock knock (whose there) lettuce  (lettuce who) let us in and we'll tell you.

Not that funny i know.

Here's mine: knock knock (who's there) Justin (Justin who) Justin time for dinner. Not as funny as well.