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cooldude99778
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doesn't matter what kind of jokes (knock knock why'd the chicken cross the road etc.) as long as there jokes. they don't have to be funny either because the fact of being lame actually make's it funny. oh one more thing. they must be original and it can't be stuff that people already probably know. have fun being funny.

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kingryan
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i dont got one sorry


Well if you don't have one is there any need for you to post in this topic? Your comment is pretty much spam.

If you don't have one then don't post here.

BTW - Here is another one!

Doctor, Doctor - I'm going to die in 59 seconds.
Doctor = I'll see you in a minute...

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cooldude99778
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why'd the chicken cross the playground? to get to the other slide. oh and the jokes don't have to be lame.

kataketo
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what happen to a cow after an earth queke
it start giving milk shake
he he

Retribution_999
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Bad spelling, he he.

plokkey
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lol heres one from the movie Pursuit of Happyness

There was a man drowning in a lake.
A big boat came up and said " do u need anyhelp?"
he said "no thanks, god will save me!"
A bigger boat came up and asked if he needed help.
Same response as for the other boat.
Then he drowned and died. he went to heaven and asked god why he wasnt saved
"What are you talking about, i sent 2 big boats to save you!"

Retribution_999
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I get it! LOL! Does the joke have to be lame?

plokkey
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no of course not lol

Retribution_999
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Do funny riddles refer to as jokes?

kataketo
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sure

Retribution_999
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Rats! I forgot it...

kataketo
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how many lazypeople takes to change a lightlamp
none, becouse they'll call a repair man

Retribution_999
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WOn;t they be too lazy to call the repair man? LOL.

winmaster1
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knock knock (whose there) lettuce (lettuce who) let us in and we'll tell you.

Not that funny i know.

Here's mine: knock knock (who's there) Justin (Justin who) Justin time for dinner. Not as funny as well.
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