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I get some guy i found on the street to disable your shield of nerdsoft. then i spawn a creeper to blow you up.

I spawn a shih tzu to defend me. (plz don't kill it)

I spawn a jaguar, he mangled your shih tzu with his claws.

i spawn a bow and arrow to kill your jaguar.

I spawn 3 shih tzu's (including my half beaten up one) to defend myself.

I spawn a witch, she roast all of them with chain-lightning, she summons an ice elemantal for protection.

I spawn a dragon, which melts the ice elemental and burns the witch to a crisp.

I spawn a knight, who slays you're dragon, and still makes it back in time to form the Armor Games logo.

I spawn a meteorie, smashing all into dust. An alien, buried in the meteorite, bursts free.

I spawn the Pillsbury Dough Boy, who beats the alien into submission with warm delicious flaky steamy biscuits.

I spawn a turret, which shoots the dough boy to death.

I spawn a clever blend of hydrogen and oxygen, and ruin the firing mechanism in your turret.

I spawn a catalyst, which makes you H and your O H2O.

~~~Darth Caedus

I spawn enigma, his black hole sucks all in.

I spawn Einstein, who for some reason proves that back holes are a figment of your imagination.

I spawn god who will make a black hole in front of einstein

I spawn nothing.
Nothing is greater than god.
TROLL PHYSICS YEEEEH