Oh then I'll just start punching monsters.

I'll take an energy knife, climb a tree and then use my telekinesis to stab things from a distance. YEEHEHEHEHEEE! Oh, and I'm going with Firestarter. If we get the flamers we can put on the suits, run into the forest and TORCH THEM ALL!!! *pyro noises* Mmf mmf mmf!

(Nerdsoft, Y U SO HATE NATURE.)

*Hacks Nerdsoft's email address*
*Sends him planetkillerOS1.0*

Happy? It's a couble MB.

In 4 turns I will give you another package. You guys can vote on these 5:

Medival Kit:2 votes
3 Magic Staff
1 Epic Sword (Specially designed for one player in particular... HINT HINT! 300 damage per hit, melee range.)
10 Trusty Horses (More on mounts and vehicles later)
1 set of Knight’s plate armor (Takes 40 % of the damage)
5 Bows (Dishes out 50 damage per hit, clip of 1)

Firestarter Kit:2 votes
100 Molotov Cocktails (Applies burn, dishes out 30 damage per hit.)
10 flamethrowers (Applies burn, dishes out 40 damage per hit, short Range, clip of 100)
10 Fireproof suit ( Grants immunity to fire, HP + 50)

Stayin’ Alive Kit:
10 Recharging Medkits (Can be used every 3 turns, heals 100 but eats your turn)
10 Recharging Pain Pills (Can be used every 3 turns, heals 30 but can still do something else)
10 VitalSuits (HP + 500)

Sci-Fi Kit:
5 Timeslow Module (Enables more actions to be performed during your turn)
5 Energy Rifles (Clip of 30, dishes out 40 damage per hit, You can decide how many bullets to fire)
100 Plazma Burst Grenades (A burst of plazma dishes out 200 damage. Thrown.)

Minecraft Mod items Kit:
10 Iron Spear (Melee and thrown, can be retrieved. Dishes out 60 damage per hit.)
1 Massive Weapon (Dishes out 300 Damage per hit, melee range)
1 Blunderbuss (Dishes out up to 100 damage, but spreads over an area. Ranged.)
1 The world’s Best Tothbrush (I did spell that correctly. Dishes out 100 damage per hit.)
=====Battlefield and Monsters =====
Zombies!
Special: Not staying dead, god (Expletive) it! They have a 50/50 chance of reviving 1 turn after death.
Monsters: 100, consisting of:
25 Rotten Zombie   Hp: 70/70,
20 Zombie wolves  Hp: 100/100
30 Undead Brutes  Hp: 150/150

Weather: Sunny day

Enviroment: To the west there's a forest, a beach to the north. The rest is a grassy plain.

=====Players, Items, and their Status=====
Items:
10 M16s (3 shot burst, 33 damage per bullet. 30 round Mag)
A recharging ammo box (takes 5 turns to " Charge", then can supply ammo for 30 clips worth [Appllies to any weapon] )
10 Starter Armor (Boosts HP by 100)
7 Energy Knives (For melee combat, dishes out 50 damage per hit.)

6 Players.
EpicGameKing: 100/100
Armor: None
Weapons: Refined Power Energy Knife (200 Damage per hit,Melee Range)
Epic King of Games OVERPOWERS several zombies to death (-25 Rotten Zombies)

R2D21999: 100/100
Armor: None
Weapons: Fists (dishes out 10 Damage per hit)
What flamer?

sonicheroes95: 100/100
Armor: None
Weapons: Energy (dishes out 50 Damage per hit. Melee Range)
Looks like Backstabbing has the same effect as it does in TF2. (I.E. Instant Death). However, it seems to be clinging to life! The horrible noises it makes cause the other zombies to notice you.

noladi: 100/100
Armor: None
Weapons: Fists (dishes out 10 Damage per hit)

pangtongshu: 100/100
Armor: None
Weapons: Fists (dishes out 10 Damage per hit)

lord0tiki:100/100
Armor: None
Weapons: Fists (dishes out 10 Damage per hit)

Nerdsoft 100/100
Armor: None
Weapons: Energy Knife (Dishes out 50 damage per hit. Melee Range

Bwhahahaha! Now that's what I call POWER.
*Powers up CombatOS1.5* You know what's coming.
*Initalizes Wallotext.exe* Please input parameters. Why dont yoyou auto-save, stupid program! Guess that's coming out in 1.6.
*Inputs parameters and statistics* Parameters set.
*Inputs special paremeter: Telepathy* Special Parameter accepted.
*Intializing...*
Epic laughs boldly from the cleaving of his enemies in twain. Preparing for another attack, Epic tosses his knife up into the air, concentrating on the knife. For a moment, nothing happens, then the knife stops in mid-air. With a wave of his hand, the knife soars through the air, so fast as to be a blur, shish-ke-bobing enemies. Returning the dagger to his hand, Epic proudly displays the stack of enemies impaled by it.
*End Wallotext.exe*

There, toned it down a bit.

****it. I cut this guy's face then run away from the crowd for now.

I grab an M16 and start shooting zombies.

Azywng, can we lynch theEPICgameKING?

lord0ftiki:
1: You better be SO thankful i'm not black, or I will so SUE YOU, YOU RACIST *PROFANITY*
2: Azywng says:

Posted at 2:25pm on 12/23/2012
I need you to post for me on "Monster Survival. I won't be avaliable for the next week or so, you see, so don't let me down!

...I dont think you're going to get his support.
3: Just try and I will overpower you with my raw experience.

Anyway people, as I am temporarily in charge whilst Azy's away, I'll post in 2 days to give everyone a chance to post. I will also be withdrawing from the field so i'm not tempted to make myself over-overpowered.

3 more turns until another package; Medieval and Firestarter are tied!

Medival Kit:2 votes
3 Magic Staff
1 Epic Sword (Specially designed for one player in particular... HINT HINT! 300 damage per hit, melee range.)
10 Trusty Horses (More on mounts and vehicles later)
1 set of Knight’s plate armor (Takes 40 % of the damage)
5 Bows (Dishes out 50 damage per hit, clip of 1)
Firestarter Kit:2 votes
100 Molotov Cocktails (Applies burn, dishes out 30 damage per hit.)
10 flamethrowers (Applies burn, dishes out 40 damage per hit, short Range, clip of 100)
10 Fireproof suit ( Grants immunity to fire, HP + 50)
Stayin’ Alive Kit:
10 Recharging Medkits (Can be used every 3 turns, heals 100 but eats your turn)
10 Recharging Pain Pills (Can be used every 3 turns, heals 30 but can still do something else)
10 VitalSuits (HP + 500)
Sci-Fi Kit:
5 Timeslow Module (Enables more actions to be performed during your turn)
5 Energy Rifles (Clip of 30, dishes out 40 damage per hit, You can decide how many bullets to fire)
100 Plazma Burst Grenades (A burst of plazma dishes out 200 damage. Thrown.)
Minecraft Mod items Kit:
10 Iron Spear (Melee and thrown, can be retrieved. Dishes out 60 damage per hit.)
1 Massive Weapon (Dishes out 300 Damage per hit, melee range)
1 Blunderbuss (Dishes out up to 100 damage, but spreads over an area. Ranged.)
1 The world’s Best Tothbrush (I did spell that correctly. Dishes out 100 damage per hit.)
=====Battlefield and Monsters =====
Zombies!
Special: Not staying dead, god (Expletive) it! They have a 50/50 chance of reviving 1 turn after death.
Monsters: 100, consisting of:
21 Rotten Zombie   Hp: 70/70,
16 Zombie wolves  Hp: 100/100
20 Undead Brutes  Hp: 150/150
Weather: Sunny day
Enviroment: To the west there's a forest, a beach to the north. The rest is a grassy plain.
=====Players, Items, and their Status=====
Items:
10 M16s (3 shot burst, 33 damage per bullet. 30 round Mag)
A recharging ammo box (takes 5 turns to " Charge", then can supply ammo for 30 clips worth [Appllies to any weapon] )
10 Starter Armor (Boosts HP by 100)
7 Energy Knives (For melee combat, dishes out 50 damage per hit.)
6 Players.
EpicGameKing: 100/100
Armor: None
Weapons: Refined Power Energy Knife (200 Damage per hit,Melee Range)
Epic skewers 10 Zombie Brutes before retreating from the field. -10 Zombie Brutes
R2D21999: 100/100
Armor: None
Weapons: Fists (dishes out 10 Damage per hit)
You start gunning zombies down with the M16...-4 Zombies, -3 zombie wolves
sonicheroes95: 60/100
Armor: None
Weapons: Energy (dishes out 50 Damage per hit. Melee Range)
You run away with Zombie Wolves chasing you...one of them tackles and mauls you pretty bad...-40 HP

noladi: 100/100
Armor: None
Weapons: Fists (dishes out 10 Damage per hit)

pangtongshu: 100/100
Armor: None
Weapons: Fists (dishes out 10 Damage per hit)

lord0tiki:100/100 *KICKED*
Armor: None
Weapons: Fists (dishes out 10 Damage per hit)
For conspiring to lynch me, which is borderline racist and you better be so thankful that i'm not black or I would sue you for everything you have and then some, I kick you from the game. Azy can let you back in when he comes back. That's in about a week. Maybe you should think about what you're typing, huh? Think about the consequences of your actions next time!
Nerdsoft 100/100
Armor: None
Weapons: Energy Knife (Dishes out 50 damage per hit. Melee Range)