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Posted Apr 24, '13 at 10:45am

KnightDeclan

KnightDeclan

487 posts

The Illuminati is very real. My best friends dad is one. HE told me everything. If I mention his name, he will be killed.  They are slowly brainwashing people, and weakening our population. Their target is white men.  And Catholics are their enemy.  Unfortunately, I am a white, catholic male.  They know we are the dominant, so they need to get through us.  Making meaningless wars and encouraging abortion really helps them.  They are satanists, and want control for their master, the Devil.

 

Posted Apr 26, '13 at 5:30pm

pangtongshu

pangtongshu

8,629 posts

The Illuminati is very real. My best friends dad is one. HE told me everything. If I mention his name, he will be killed.

I'm a member of the Illuminati, too. Maybe I know him

 

Posted Apr 26, '13 at 9:37pm

wontgetmycatnip

wontgetmycatnip

95 posts

The Illuminati is very real. My best friends dad is one. HE told me everything. If I mention his name, he will be killed.  They are slowly brainwashing people, and weakening our population. Their target is white men.  And Catholics are their enemy.  Unfortunately, I am a white, catholic male.  They know we are the dominant, so they need to get through us.  Making meaningless wars and encouraging abortion really helps them.  They are satanists, and want control for their master, the Devil.

♬Paranoia strikes deep♬
♬Into your life it will creep♬

 

Posted Apr 27, '13 at 5:09am

MageGrayWolf

MageGrayWolf

9,677 posts

Knight

The Illuminati is very real. My best friends dad is one. HE told me everything. If I mention his name, he will be killed.  They are slowly brainwashing people, and weakening our population. Their target is white men.  And Catholics are their enemy.  Unfortunately, I am a white, catholic male.  They know we are the dominant, so they need to get through us.  Making meaningless wars and encouraging abortion really helps them.  They are satanists, and want control for their master, the Devil.

Don't forget to wear your tinfoil hat to block the mind control rays being broadcast by lizard people from planet Nibiru.

 

Posted Apr 27, '13 at 9:12am

danielo

danielo

1,394 posts

If im support abortions and against the "right" to bare guns then im Illumenati?

 

Posted Jul 7, '13 at 9:17pm

qwertyuiop9640

qwertyuiop9640

2 posts

The illuminati is real and its bad and even some games in aromr games have illuminati crap so even in this website theres stuff like that

 

Posted Jul 7, '13 at 9:59pm

SSTG

SSTG

11,019 posts

Knight

They don't need to be in an organization. Rich criminals like the Bushes, Cheneys and other a**holes who own oil, insurance companies, and big corporations are already controlling the World through corruption and they do it in the open so why would they need to create a secret organization to commit their crimes when nobody is stopping them anyway?

 

Posted Jul 7, '13 at 11:54pm

pangtongshu

pangtongshu

8,629 posts

The illuminati is real and its bad and even some games in aromr games have illuminati crap so even in this website theres stuff like that

/facepalm

Pray tell..what evidence do you have for all this? And I mean actual evidence, not just speculations and assumptions.

 

Posted Jul 8, '13 at 2:40am

HahiHa

HahiHa

5,033 posts

Knight

qwerty, I can't stress enough again and again that humans have a sense of humour. Just because some artists, game programmer etc. like to put in allusions to something, doesn't mean there's an actual conspiracy. Besides, the Illuminati, if they existed, are supposedly so secretive it would be a grave mistake for them to put in those signs everywhere. Think a little.

 

Posted Jul 8, '13 at 3:38am

Bladerunner679

Bladerunner679

1,343 posts

The Illuminati is very real. My best friends dad is one. HE told me everything. If I mention his name, he will be killed.  They are slowly brainwashing people, and weakening our population. Their target is white men.  And Catholics are their enemy.  Unfortunately, I am a white, catholic male.  They know we are the dominant, so they need to get through us.  Making meaningless wars and encouraging abortion really helps them.  They are satanists, and want control for their master, the Devil.

heh, I'm currently an arch-deciever of the Illuminati myself (third-class). the current mission of our group is to wear away at the power of christianity by employing secular means to help the world. when the world no longer believes in christianity, we blow up the vatican. this process will be repeated with every religion until the world is either atheist, or satanic (leveyan of course).

the illuminati is simply the atheist version of the free masons, which is why there is so much negative stigma about it.

also KD, I looked at the records of my little group, and it turns out that your friends dad is lying to you. there are only 2 agents there, and both are female. sorry for you.

-Blade

 
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