Well, lets see...
I love old popcorn. I guess because the butter has had time to really soak in to every kernel.
I have to have a coke everyday, I don't care about my kidneys. Yeah, kidney infections and stones suck eggs, but coke is better, mmhmm. I also need a glass of iced sweet tea everyday, preferrably a gallon.
Lasty and connected to the above, I love to drink out of my moustache. Don't judge me until you can actually grow facial hair and try it. That goes for the ladies too...