This is the only game for which I may never try to achieve the quests. It's appropriately named (thanks John). I'm almost done with all of the other current quests, so it'd be nice if more came out so I don't end up grinding Saurus. I'll do it! I'll ... :sigh:

Please don't make me.

I just got all the quests for it. someone give fantasy4life a merit. The advice was really helpful.

I'm going to have to wait a few days before I try again...I was on 10,000 calories and the treadmill and wind speed was so high that I respawned IN THE LASER on the left and then literally couldn't get out of it, so as soon as the respawn safety wore off I died again.

John built this game to f me over.

You just figured that out? You need to pay attention.

*still trying to get a quest*

A bit of advice for everyone having trouble with the 50k calorie quest.

Hold down the jump button when the treadmill isn't moving in a way you like. From that point, all you have to do is watch the spikes and time it so you land in front/behind them and not on them, and the wind speed. Only try for running on the treadmill when the wind helps balance you out, or if it's not pushing you one way or another too fast.

Lol, sorry about messing up the pic link here ya go.

Hold down the jump button when the treadmill isn't moving in a way you like. From that point, all you have to do is watch the spikes and time it so you land in front/behind them and not on them, and the wind speed. Only try for running on the treadmill when the wind helps balance you out, or if it's not pushing you one way or another too fast.

Does not jumping get you more points?

I always jumped and tried to run as much into the treadmill as I could... I assumed that was the way to get the most points, since I got points for jumping and direction... Well, I got the 50k alright, after a few tries.

The only trouble with that strategy is when the spikeballs speed up, in which case you have to stop for a moment until the spikeball is at a good place to jump over - as long as you don't die in the process.

I am so bad at this game, I barely get around 25k. No idea how I'm gonna get 50k.

When I first tried this game I couldn't get past 10 000. The next day I played it again and before I knew it I was a 30 000. In the end, I got 55 000 and 3 quests in one run. I still need to get the "Ten Spins, None of the Calories" quest. That one is probably the hardest.