You try to swat me for the second time but a split second later I dodge the swatter and you miss. After countless attempts of trying to swat me, I put a decoy of me and you continue swatting it while I go back to my huge nest (which is located in your ears) and I get a boatload of honey and I come out of your ear and I cover you all up with it.
By the way, i'm a hornet.