you look confused.
listen son, the costume party was over last night. some people got wild and the po-po shut us down. but, listen:
there will be other nights
its ok: everyone gets cray at costume parties

so get the h*** out of here before you get blasted back to the renissance!

So your character is Gerard Butler, wait you ARE?
Hold on, I beg you
Please don't kick me to the hole, I will wake up!
and yes, I am confused..King of evil goblins, fox(?), dragon, Nicolas Cage and now I'm seeing Gerard Butler as well.

Bro..you look depressed. I'm goin to call the police real quick because you broke in my house..but while we wait why don't we talk about your problems?

Well..sure, why not.
So, first thing was, that I was taking Terry_The_Disco_King a.k.a TTDK the King of evil goblins' lair as my bedroom.
Hawnet was found in the bedroom so I was looking for Raid.
Owner came back (Darn it) and all sudden, unidentified animal specie (looks like a fox but it is talking..), kind dragon with huge anterior nares, Nicolas Cage in Burning Skeleton form, Gerald Butler or imposter of King Leonidas invaded my room....and I was kicked out of the room. Well, luckly, I didn't fall into the abyss. Since I'm just laying down on ground, this is my bedroom I guess. Now this is all because you took

My Hill

long before ago and now I got nowhere to stay but your bedroom as my bedroom. That was a long story but it is everything. Just let me sleep for second, and I will eventully have my own..in a prison, I assume.

Grab a pincette, ramit in his eye, yelling "You may need better armor".

Grab a pincette..ram it in his eye..yelling "Dear god it just goes into a hole of nothingness!!!"

I´ll grab the oil lamp of my wife and smash it right beside it, then i´ll grab the matches, ignite one and throw it on it... burn, baby burn.

WOO WOO Wrong person! I mean, why you! Oh HOT! hot hothot!
and this stupid armor is too hard to take off! hot!
*throws helmet* Get your glasses! Sunglasses are recommended! Good looking! Oh Hot!
*run in speed equals to number from "thirty divided by half plus ten" miles per hour* Now I think my feets are burning as well! I can smell it!

I´ll grab my shoes and throw them.

I pour water.