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vungi
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Jester

Say how you would react if the above avatar popped up in your bedroom all of a sudden while you sleep.

plz don't say anything offensive.
enjoy

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pangtongshu
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Scribe

I would pet it and whisper instructions into its ear. It, of course, will look at me in confusion as to what I said to it..where I will then proceed to feed it frozen and expired catnip. As I shove the food at its snout..I slowly take a tazer and lightly taze its back..but light enough of a voltage so it only jumps. When it jumps..I shoosh it to calm down and hand it a hand-knitted sweater to wear.

UnleashedUponMankind
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Viceroy

Glad to see you, here is the dishmop, the dirty dishes are in the sink.

Tactical_Fish
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Jester

I put it out with a bucket of water. "Only YOU can prevent forest fires!"

UnleashedUponMankind
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Viceroy

I call the dog-catcher.

Exedeus
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Peasant

I would call it a rip-off of ghost rider.... roll up some weed and use its head to light it.

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Peasant

i would scream

UnleashedUponMankind
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Viceroy

Nice to see you, my neighbour has a baby, they love nightlights.

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Peasant

I would freak out and scream and panic...

xeano321
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I would wonder how some elk or deer, or whatever got in my room.

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Templar

I would sell it to a farmer's market.

xeano321
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Blacksmith

I would draw a face on the snowman. (I know it's slenderman, but I think it looks more like a snowman.)

I would sell it to a farmer's market.


You would sell... What?! Something as awesome as my fox doesn't have a price... The appearance alone is worth over $10,000,000! Sell it... Hideous idea.
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Farmer

Taxidermy.

pangtongshu
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Scribe

Become best of friends with it so we can go on awesome destructive adventures together

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Farmer

befriend it so i can have a cool monster as a friend to scare people i dont like and ride to far away places :3

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Constable

I'll trap it and send it to a zoo

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