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vungi
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Say how you would react if the above avatar popped up in your bedroom all of a sudden while you sleep.

plz don't say anything offensive.
enjoy

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Snag618
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I swear my igloo has an animal magnet, causing these things to appear of out nowhere. Well, out you go! *Opens airlock, realizing how fruitless it is to even try and stop them from appearing*

GandalftheGrey666
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But Mr. Waiter, I payed for my bottle of tequila...

Snag618
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Well, a new visitor to my igloo. *Writes in book* *Opens airlock* Goodbye.

Crickster
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Crickster
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*TELEPORT INTO BOOK* I'M BACK!!!

Snag618
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Who left this book here? It's called, "Sentient Paper, and its Uses." Well, out it goes. *Opens airlock*

supastick
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EAT HIM.

Crickster
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DON'T EAT ME but you can eat snag

Snag618
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Great, traitorous sentient paper. Would be is easier to just burn it? *Throws out of airlock, with bear.*

wishfulpoison77
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Freak out and tell it penguins live in the Arctic. Then slam it over the head with some lip gloss until it leaves.

Snag618
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What... is this thing, and why is it attacking me with lip gloss? Anyway, out it goes. *Opens airlock*

Crickster
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*Disable what snag uses to not get suck out* Bye snag *snag flies off into space.

danwar123
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*la burn*

Now i finally have a evil lair-err home.

09philj
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Move very, very slowly towards the door and prey he doesn't see me.

Snag618
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Interesting, a human. That's a rare visitor. Anyway, out it goes. *Opens airlock* (To Crickster, there's a wall between me, and the things that appear. That's how I can open the airlock, and not get sucked out)

danwar123
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Hey.i claimed this.Leave now.
Snag:*reaches for swich that opens airlock*
not so fast,sucka.age=2&start=19&ndsp=24">DIE.
*you get roasted*
Mmm,penguin for supper.*nom*

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