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vungi
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Jester

Say how you would react if the above avatar popped up in your bedroom all of a sudden while you sleep.

plz don't say anything offensive.
enjoy

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Crickster
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Jester

I see red is going to be killed, well at least i can live.

Snag618
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Farmer

Kill red, my only assistant? That would be crazy, I just needed to test the serum, see if it worked. Saying to not eat is, was the best was to get him to eat one. Anyway, thanks for visiting, I needed the Spectra. *You know what happens next*

red303
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Farmer

zzzz... yay... death... zzzz...

Storyteller
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Storyteller
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Peasant

Offer him a spot of tea?

Snag618
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Farmer

What is that thing? Well, I doubt it will produce Spectra.

red303
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Farmer

*yawns* Well that was a nice nap. Wait a sec. Where am I? What is this machinery? Who am I?! AAAAAAGH! *runs away screaming*

Snag618
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Farmer

*Waits for a few moments, while Red regains his memory* Remember now?

red303
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red303
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Farmer

OH MY GOD HOW CAN I EVER LIVE WITH MYSELF LIKE THIS? *pant* *pant* I feel dizzy... *falls down*

Snag618
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Farmer

*Mutters To self* Great, he's going crazy. They all do, in the end. *Picks Red up* Get a grip on yourself!

red303
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red303
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Farmer

*exhales* I'm good. I temporarily regained my senses and saw how pathetic I was, but i'm okay now.

Snag618
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Farmer

You know, I'm not even going to question that. Anyway, have a muffin, it'll make you feel better. *Hands over freshly baked blueberry muffin* Unlike my cupcakes, these are good for you.

red303
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Farmer

Die, muffin! *eats it*

Snag618
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Snag618
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Farmer

*Note to self* Don't give Red anymore muffins. They seem to draw out a violent quality in him.
*To Red* So, now what?

red303
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red303
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Farmer

More death!

puzpuz13
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Peasant

I would give him a high five and then make him a sandwich that is made with poison

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