ForumsForum GamesAbove user's avatar appears out of nowhere in your bedroom while you sleep. What do you do?

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vungi
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Jester

Say how you would react if the above avatar popped up in your bedroom all of a sudden while you sleep.

plz don't say anything offensive.
enjoy

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Storyteller
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Peasant

Offer him a spot of tea?

Snag618
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Blacksmith

What is that thing? Well, I doubt it will produce Spectra.

red303
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Farmer

*yawns* Well that was a nice nap. Wait a sec. Where am I? What is this machinery? Who am I?! AAAAAAGH! *runs away screaming*

Snag618
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Blacksmith

*Waits for a few moments, while Red regains his memory* Remember now?

red303
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Farmer

OH MY GOD HOW CAN I EVER LIVE WITH MYSELF LIKE THIS? *pant* *pant* I feel dizzy... *falls down*

Snag618
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Blacksmith

*Mutters To self* Great, he's going crazy. They all do, in the end. *Picks Red up* Get a grip on yourself!

red303
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Farmer

*exhales* I'm good. I temporarily regained my senses and saw how pathetic I was, but i'm okay now.

Snag618
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Blacksmith

You know, I'm not even going to question that. Anyway, have a muffin, it'll make you feel better. *Hands over freshly baked blueberry muffin* Unlike my cupcakes, these are good for you.

red303
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Farmer

Die, muffin! *eats it*

Snag618
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Snag618
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Blacksmith

*Note to self* Don't give Red anymore muffins. They seem to draw out a violent quality in him.
*To Red* So, now what?

red303
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Farmer

More death!

puzpuz13
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Peasant

I would give him a high five and then make him a sandwich that is made with poison

red303
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Farmer

I would then pour red paint on you until you'd be a puddle of red instead of splatter of yellow. We can't have this yellow paint ruining the wallpaper!

Crickster
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Jester

Red, Snag is the enemy here.

Snag618
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Blacksmith

Crickster... He's crazy. He ran outside waving a knife, yelling, "DEATH TO ALL PEGASI!" Or something to that effect. He's not going to listen. Plus, I''m not really that bad. The world needs rainbows, so I need Spectra, and you provide it. You come back to life anyway, not like it causes you any real pain.

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