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vungi
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Jester

Say how you would react if the above avatar popped up in your bedroom all of a sudden while you sleep.

plz don't say anything offensive.
enjoy

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Snag618
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Blacksmith

As eliakith said, I own the factory, he pays me, and he is paid by the government.

JACKinbigletters
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Templar

Right well in accordance to the... Government... You haven't payed or even filed for tax in... 19 years.

Snag618
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Blacksmith

Considering the fact that the government wants this to be to secret, I believe that gives me tax exemption.

JACKinbigletters
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Templar

What you believe and what is true are two very different things Mr...?

Snag618
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Blacksmith

As if I'd give you my name. Anyway, what's stopping me from telling everyone about this factory? I'm just doing my job.

JACKinbigletters
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Templar

That's another reason for me being here. Now would you kindly show me to your production area.

Snag618
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Blacksmith

Sure. *Points toward the device.* I'll let you know now, my only source of Spectra is not around right now.

JACKinbigletters
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Templar

And that is?

Snag618
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Blacksmith

A single alicorn, goes by the name of Crickster. The thing about alicorns is, they come back to life.

JACKinbigletters
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Templar

... You have to kill this animal every time you need power?

Snag618
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Blacksmith

Yes. I'm glad you grasp the concept of this factory. Look, it's either we kill this one creature every time we need rainbows, or we kill young pegasi. Which would you choose?

JACKinbigletters
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Templar

And this creature doesn't mind *I gesture at the machine.*?

Snag618
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Blacksmith

Well, look, would you either have one creature complain, who no one will miss, or have all the deaths of the pegasi on your conscience, and what their parents would think? (I can't believe I'm trying to moralize the rainbow factory.)

JACKinbigletters
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Templar

Does the creature agree to this? (It was going to come up at one stage!)

Snag618
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Blacksmith

(That's true. I just never really thought about it.)
Since it keeps reappearing, I'd have to say yes. I've actually been meaning to ask him.

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