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vungi
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Jester

Say how you would react if the above avatar popped up in your bedroom all of a sudden while you sleep.

plz don't say anything offensive.
enjoy

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JACKinbigletters
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Justiciar

Lets see your cleanliness procedures.

Snag618
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Farmer

I have a total of 1 employee. Me. I keep myself perfectly clean. The machine is self cleaning, and I always clean up any blood that spills.

JACKinbigletters
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Justiciar

I still have to witness the procedures.

Snag618
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Farmer

Well, unless you want to put something into the device, we are at an impasse.

JACKinbigletters
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Justiciar

Luckily the driver ahead of me hit a dear, I have it in the trunk of my car, I can get it and we can put it in.

Snag618
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Farmer

Yeah... One problem. The device only accepts 2 things. Pegasi, and alicorns.

JACKinbigletters
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Justiciar

Okay... well we are at an impasse...

Snag618
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Farmer

Since you seem to be inspecting my factory, do you want to visit the kitchen?

JACKinbigletters
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Justiciar

I don't see why not...

Snag618
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*Points to the kitchen.* I make most of this myself. The cookies and the cupcakes are sponsored, so I wouldn't try them. Ignore the hacksaw, it's owned by a friend of mine. I don't want to know what she uses it for.

danwar123
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Jester

Why are you so quick talkers?*spews fire on ze factory*

Snag618
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Farmer

*Sprinkler system kicks on* Why must you do this? You're the only one keeping yourself here. Look, that's the door *Points to open door*

JACKinbigletters
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Justiciar

That is arson! *Pulls out phone and calls someone.* We need immediate assistance at my location! Now!

Riptizoid101
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Blacksmith

The heck? These guys were here last night! *dials police* Um, hello? 911? Yeah I think there are trespassers in my home. What? Please hold? Um this is an emergency I don't think you underst-

Snag618
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*Pulls JACK over to a corner.* I have some... Bad news for you. It seems that the three of us are from an alternate universe. Four actually, I forgot my only other worker. The technology of our universe doesn't tend to work. In fact, I'm surprised my bar code scanner worked. It seems our government has sent you here to study rainbows, and how they are formed here. They must have forgotten to tell you much about this universe. (I decided to add a story to this, I'm sure you don't mind) Edit: This was meant for JACK.

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